White Trash Fuck Parody Warning: This series contains depraved and fucked up sex including incest... bdsm... sexual domination... pimps and hoes... and tons of pissing... OH FUCKING YEAH!! My family will appear at different times throughout the series, as will my wives, girlfriends and other celebrities Episode 01: The Rednecks Of Beverly Hills Hey ther...
Freaky Rachel Nichols Fuck Parody I was looking out my bedroom window, in the late evening... doing some sightseeing with my binoculars... around the neighborhood for some action. It didn't take long, as I noticed my very sexy next door neighbor ESPN hottie Rachel Nichols. The beautiful read haired host of The Jump had just taken a shower and accidentally.....
WARNING : OFFENSIVE INCEST FUCKED UP AND FREAKY PERVERTED AND SLEAZY HEDONISTIC TWISTED DEBAUCHERY... IT'S A FANTASY... IT AIN'T REAL... BUT IT SURE AS HELL IS FILTHY... READ AT YOUR OWN RISK... ENJOY MY FELLOW FREAKS *** Speeding down the 405 on my custom chopper, heading home. Just did a drug deal down in Long Beach. Got a key of yayo under my seat. Not...
Chapter 21 Pulling the TriggerCarmen picked up Shane on Monday morning at Alice's old apartment on North Harper Avenue, and when they arrived at the conference room, coffees from The Planet in hand, they were surprised to see Marybeth Duffy sitting next to Lauren. They both had their laptops open. "Good morning, park your butts in your chairs, let's get goi...
This is an adult sex story. All the characters are of the age of consent or far over it! Any children named or mentioned are not involved in anything sexual. This story follows "I'm Running on Empty Chapter One." This is the story of how I spent my time starting that first week of the month of April and what my penis was doing too. Enjoy and thanks for...
'Discipline,' I said. 'I think that's what it's going to have to come down to.' My Muse looked surprised. 'Oh? You want me to put you across my knee?' 'Good heavens, no,' I said. 'I've never see the attraction of all that hot bottom stuff.' 'No,' she said. 'That's what I thought. Mind you, Lawrence, the chap for whom I used to muse before I came to you, h...
It was midday when we arrived. Unloading started almost as soon as we had touched down. The first boxes to be unloaded contained what Jeremy needed to complete the house where the Angels would live. He assured me the place would be ready for occupation in less than five hours. When Talla arrived at the town square with her girls all pandemonium broke loose....
This time of year, darkness came early, but not early enough for me to get some warm up business before Vera turned up in her limo and took me to the hotel. I'd decided to dress in a £3,500 suit I'd bought earlier in the day, but this was nothing to what she met me in the restaurant with. She wore a slinky red dress with matching and rather skimpy lingerie....
Well, I see some of you wankers are back for more punishment. I guess if you are reading this that you want to hear another incredibly accurate tale from history. Whose history you may ask? The history according to me, of course. I can see some of you still doubt the validity of my stories. I ask you, where did your version of history come from? The printed...
~Fifth Night~ Ex Machina The foreign gentleman's name was Providence, and he had a knack for younger women. One might wonder as to how the combination of his short frame, a slightly too large nose and the receding hairline did not only not compromise his attraction for the fairer sex, but actually increased it. Amongst female circles a thinker's brow was se...