The people filing into the narrow isles, bumping into each other, and me, remind me that first class is worth the money. Of course if I had not forgotten my flight the day before, I would not be watching or being bumped. My height of nearly six feet cause me enough issues with trying to get comfortable in such cramped quarters, being in coach adds to the dis...
This is a mile high fuck parody. The stewardess kept the free drinks rollin'. I had four and the fact she was hot just made the flight even nicer. What made it even better? Well... The passenger to my left... Kate Upton. We had been chatting for about 45 minutes and thanks to the free drinks, I had found out a few interesting things about Ms Upton. First, s...
After a dozen years of marriage, all the trappings of day to day life, the person that you live with is usually well known to you. There are few secrets, if any, unless perhaps it is unspoken fantasies of the mind. Every inch of Kat's body was well familiar to me, mine to her. Lord knows we spent enough time exploring, investigating each other. We have be...
Two days later the morning run squad met again, this time with Rebecca Clark joining us. Most of the kids were joking around; they wanted to know what they'd have to do to win a massage from me today, and the boys wanted to know if it was a girls only thing or, better yet, if they could choose a masseuse. I just smiled. Lauren Booth took herself out of any...
It may have been a dark and stormy night, but the inside of a stranger's car could not be the best place to wind up. Being struck by lightning on a night like this might be a better final fate. Of course, this was familiar experience to her by now. Whenever she got into a strange car, she asked herself a simple question. How did I end up here? On this...
The office day is drawing to a close when I receive an email requesting volunteers to attend a three day seminar in Germany for our employees, regarding the future of the company. I am on the verge of dismissing it when I suddenly think of you down South, with your team. The very next day I message you to see if you know anything about it. You reply that s...
This story is inspired by a recent flight and a young woman whose legs were too long and skirt too short to by flying economy class. It was an enjoyable flight. "Miles are you ok?" Simon asked. "Yes. I was miles away," Miles chuckled, "poor joke, sorry." They were in the steam room at Holmes Place in Chelsea, an early morning ritual on the way to the City...
This is a Earth Day contest story. Please vote. * Comparing the benefits of protein in Larry vs. Chobani Greek yogurt. "You're not going to believe what happened to me on the flight here, Charlie," said Larry. "What? Did those bastards lose your luggage again? Sons of a bitches, I hate that when--" "No, nothing like that. It was something good, this ti...
Disclaimer: This is a work of fiction. This is a celebrity parody that in no way represents the behavior of Nadine Jansen, or her activities, sexual preferences, or actions. This a work of FICTION. I wrote this story with lila_luscious; she has another version of the same story, but with a MALE PILOT screwing Nadine (sub-title: Mile High Anal, Mon!) I did...
I made a huge mistake when buying our airplane tickets to Italy online. I thought the plane was going to depart at 11am, but it was for 11pm. We didn't realize that mistake until after we got there at 11am that morning. My wife, Jane was very pissed at me; she spent the entire night before packing and getting everything ready because she thought we had to le...