by
Hobbes Goblynn
on Sep 1, 2017
Humor & Satire
(This is a story based upon sexual metaphors which will only be funny if you look for every little pun and metaphor. But still, it's not that funny.)
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One day Harold White and his buddy, Thin Man, were walking down to the nearest bowling alley. Today, they decided to take a shortcut through the woods. Though the route was actually a longer way, th...
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by
mrboom
on Sep 13, 2017
Erotic Couplings
I had been in therapy for three months and had just come to the realization that I was in actual fact attractive to women. I'd spent the last twenty-six years thinking women had only been interested in me for money (That I didn't have.) felt sorry for me or in some way or had ulterior motives for wanting to be with me. However it turns out I'm sexy!
Times t...
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by
Hornyman69WithU
on Sep 12, 2017
Fetish
When I was an 18-year-old senior in high school, I finally made a date with the infamous Melanie, a great-looking brunette with big tits and very full, blow-job lips.
I say "finally" because lots of other guys had fucked her. Ask her out on a date, and you get laid. Simple as that. One of those girls who'd always been pretty, she very early on sprouted boo...
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by
deniseonfire
on Sep 11, 2017
Erotic Couplings
It never occurred to me that lack of sex would play tricks with your mind. I thought it was the epitome of self sacrifice to go without for long stretches of time, showing that you are the master of your libido, the ruler of the temple that belongs exclusively to you.
Yeah, that sounds good.
I was dealing with this dilemma one night after a shitty day at...
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by
penny_coyne
on Sep 16, 2017
Transsexuals & Crossdressers
Part 3 -- Off to Grandma's House
The next morning Anne helped me make a fabulous Sunday breakfast and my parents were pleasantly surprised when they made their way down stairs. Anne and I were still in sleepwear, tees and sweatpants and very warm wool socks. I wore my favorite fleece sweat pants with the word Pink emblazoned across my butt. I think my dad w...
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by
Fred31267
on Sep 19, 2017
Romance
This chapter takes place three weeks after the first encounter and is basically a romantic event, no physical BDSM is in this chapter.
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It is three weeks after the Barn , Tina has gotten a new call.
"Tina, I was very pleased with how brave you were, you handled yourself excellently and you are to be rewarded."
"Be at the south Ma...
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by
Sshafer
on Sep 13, 2017
How To
My first post in the How To section was How To Seduce a Woman, but this one is for you ladies, and hopefully, it'll show you how to spice up your love life and how to keep him coming back for more.
First of all you should know men are visual creatures, aroused by what they see, such as breasts, nipples, buttocks, faces, luscious lips, or bedroom eyes. But...
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by
Dinsmore
on Sep 12, 2017
Anal
He met her at a regional training conference being held at a well known, North Florida resort. A number of attendees had taken the resort van to a restaurant a few miles away from the main conference center.
He was sitting at the small restaurant bar having a drink; she came up and took the seat next to him and started a conversation. From his perspective,...
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by
Thor99
on Sep 25, 2017
Sci-Fi & Fantasy
Sir Jeffrey Trailson, Knight Errant, rode through the forest at Narlissa's side for a short while after their encounter in the glade. She kept smiling at him and winking and if he had not needed to find the Axe of the Mists he would have suggested they spend a few days in these woods with each other for company. She was certainly alluring enough to make it w...
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by
InnerJudy
on Sep 15, 2017
Romance
The sound of fingers clacking on keyboards filled the office. I sat at my desk, blankly staring at a glowing monitor. I let out a bored sigh as I opened another pointless excel document. My long, lithe fingers clacked on the keyboard as my mind wandered. I'd been restless this entire morning. It was the same boring shit everyday.
Just thinking about the mon...
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