"Hey, dumbass!" "Huh?" A shotgun blast hits the ground in front of my dimwitted cousin Spence's (The King Of Queens) feet. "WHAT THE FUCK!" Spence jumps higher than he ever has and runs off to the next trailer, hiding from my girl Penny (The Big Bang Theory). "ARE YOU CRAZY, PENNY?" Spence shivers in fear, tucked behind a stack of wood pallets. "Ha ha ha...
Doug will never see Miley or Paris again. Or will he? There's something odd about that invitation... In the meantime there is the issue of a woman he's dating and her daughter. Something about the girl reminds him of Miley. ***** Chapter 8 A mother-daughter conundrum and a mysterious invitation appears. I woke up ahead of her Saturday morning, and caress...
Cheyenne, Wyoming. I'm hot, tired, and thirsty from a long drive, and I want to drink. I also want to bone. It's been awhile. While I'm checking in at the dumpy hotel I'm staying at in the shadow of the historic train depot, the Sikh who owns the place says I should check out a "gentlemen's club" on the outskirts of town called The Fool's Lair. He puts...
Jake really had to pee. He had been on the road for hours. He was heading home to Columbus, after a semester at the University of Colorado. That meant over 18 hours on I-70. He was making good time, and had just hit Kansas City. But his bladder wouldn't wait any longer. He pulled off at the next rest stop, and raced to the bathroom. The line was out the door...
(a story of complete fiction) * Brian waited anxiously at his front door for his ride to Las Vegas. He knew he was the luckiest eighteen year old boy (no, make that man) on the face of the earth. He had been invited to spend the weekend in the penthouse suite at the Planet Hollywood Resort & Casino in Las Vegas; and the invitation had come from the newest...
You don't know how or why but for some reason you now have the ability to become any person over the age of 18 you want by simply wishing it before you sleep (you return to yourself in the same way and can also access their memorys). So...What's next? Alyson Hannigan Miley Cyrus Taylor swift Dodger leigh (youtuber) Fictional beings (fanfic) Emma Watson Bell...
Who knew? Who knew how much a person could grow over the course of ten years? How much change could occur and evolution take place. "You can't stop the river as it rushes to the sea..." That was a lyric to a song, right? Fuck. Fact of the matter is, Miley had changed and moved forward. There was no stopping it and no way she would be able to stay in a marria...
Sorry about the wait, I had severe mental blockage. Again this an original story that is inspired by Dmityrs work all credit goes to him. Thanks for all the comments. Remember that this story is outrageous with massive dicks and large amounts of bodily fluids and other shit that I can come up with. If you don't like that then don't read it. Thanks. *Beep....
MILEY AND FRIENDS Doug has to settle the Renee – Sal problem. Mandy's roommate joins the group and more games are played. Miley reappears with a proposition. Chapter 11 Doug gets a scare Tom got in touch with Jerry and offered for him to come and meet Renee. He was less than excited at first. He still seemed to have a bad taste in his mouth from the brea...
Liam Johnson looked out of the Nurse Manager's office at the cows in the pasture. The window was half open, and Liam could smell the Sher-Rockee Mushroom farm, even though it was more than two miles away in the rolling Pennsylvania countryside. Brought up in Kennett, Chester County, Liam was used to it, but that didn't mean he liked it. "How are you today,...