"Come on John. Me and Trey are going to shoot some hopes down at the YMCA. You need to stop ditching us and doing whatever you are doing." Your buddy Jason says over the phone. "Sorry, I can't." You said. You look at multiple screens of porn playing in front of you. The hot porn babes getting fuck hard. Cute petite girls, busty vixens' ti...
I arrived on set for the first ever time, having signed on to be an adult performer my agent had got me my first scene, I would be playing as a naughty college student and I sat reading through the script amusing myself at some of the corny lines I would need to say during the shoot. I looked up to see my fellow star arrive, Sara Jay the large breasted sexy...
Introductions The names the characters below this sentence belong to @PearlteaRizzy also go by @MiiyaUwU_EN at Twitter. Please her show some love by following at Twitter or go read her webtoon comic The Beevs. Ash muller age: 30 redhead femboy programmer. Gabby Jarvis-Park age: 28 livestreamer tay's girlfriend/roommate. Tay Cunningham age: 30 web designer ga...
What's up people? Stefano Saint-Mathieu here. Technically, I'm supposed to leave work around seven in the morning but I almost never do. The bus heading to Nepean stops by the Bank Street building where I work overnight security around six thirty five, and I try my best to catch it. Otherwise I'd have to wait for the next one at six forty five, and in the fr...
With innovation came success. Success led to public attention, and attention brought scrutiny. With scrutiny came the worst blight of all: lawyers. On a Tuesday I walked into the office to find two police detectives who wanted to speak with Dolly and me. It drove home the fact that we weren't running a small show us your naked selfies site anymore. "We nee...
"I'm not seeing it," Dolly said looking tired and irritable that I was bombarding her with work concepts at 6:15 at night. "How is this different than any other video on hundreds of other sites?" "It's not what's on video yet. Only part of it. Listen to yourself directing the action with Pierson and the two MILFs." I played the part back where Dolly had sa...
This is a sleazetastic freaky fuckfest sex parody... It ain't real This is my new series about the sleazy life... It's porn, drugs, sex and pimpin'... It's good clean wholesome fun... My way... I use real life celebrities and TV show and movie characters... My girlfriend Penny is Penny from The Big Bang Theory... My family will be gradually introduced in th...
Celebrity Trash 01 By : DickThePimp "JAMES... JAMES..." My mom in law Kris Jenner tries waking me up. I'm passed out. Molly + Moonshine got me all fucked up. "JAMES..." Kris turns me over onto my back on the bed. I've got morning wood. Oh yeah. "JESUS! WHAT A COCK!" She smiles naughtily. Kris reaches out and strokes my fourteen and a half inches. All rock...
I started dating Kris Jenner, head of the Kardashian/Jenner clan, several months ago. It mainly was for two reasons. First, I wanted to fuck all her daughters, so I figured it would be easier if I got in good with their mom. Second, I got drunk and horny... and made out with her at a nightclub. We ended up fucking, and she assumed we were gonna start dating,...
Cum Facial Fuck Parody Kim Kardashian and I recently got married. We've been dating for four years... for one publicly. We dated when she was married to the weirdo with the designer shoe line... he shall remain nameless. You wouldn't think I was her type... big guy with a beer belly and big head... white... I didn't match her normal dating criteria... but I...