On a dark, bitter, winter's night in Ankh-Morpork when Captain Angua had nothing particular to do, she and Sergeant Littlebottom strolled into Biers, the favorite bar of the Differently Alive (AKA the Undead). The place momentarily went quiet at the sight of Watch uniforms but as soon as the clientele saw (or smelled) who the visitors were, the low-level com...
Wiper Fall: Rewind. Hoochie fell down planet after leaving wiper space. Still a long way out; a mere speck, against the backdrop of the gulf, taking a safe look before establishing a base of operation. Lieutenant Commander Colton Jones, HMRN Portsmouth Prime, and his panel of experts, armed with a impressive stack of heavily redacted e documents, placed the...
I'll stay with you darling now, I'll stay with you till my seas are dried up Words by Pete Brown and music by Cream Newark, New Jersey Recently He didn't need the light to see, which allowed him to linger in the shadows. In spite of his monstrous strength, he felt hollow and weak. It had been more than a fortnight since he'd fed. The alley was a block f...
Mike awoke the next morning without an Elf in his arms. His eyes flickered open, his limbs stretching out atop the mattress as he blindly groped for the warm touch of the person lying next to him. His fingers played across the empty space where Allynna should have been, his conscious mind rising to the fore as he realized she wasn't there. A thread of pani...
After one last look into the gloom of the cavern lake I declared the official tour to be 'done'... unless of course the EPA Bitch (or anyone else for that matter) wanted to turn over a few more rocks someplace else. It was already getting late but I could keep walking around for the rest of the evening and all night as well. I gave everyone a big cheesy grin...
Being shot in the head is an agonizing ordeal. The pain is excruciating and the horrific amount of blood that splatters all over your clothes is not be believed. All in all, it's a grisly experience. I do not recommend it for anybody. Also, if you're a mere mortal a gunshot wound like this will kill you. Of course, if you're an immortal who's survived ce...
Rosanna sat in the bushes with a group of podded humanoids, blinking in the light of the afternoon sun. It was hard to credit, but it had only been a few hours since her initial capture. Mistress worked quickly, preparing for the landing party. The area outside the cave was quiet, long stalks of the soporific flowers filling the under canopy. Above, the wav...
Not my usual. I set out to write a revenge story, and I hope that you lioke it. ---------------------- There was no two ways about it: I hated Larry Marshall, I despised Larry Marshall, I abominated Larry Marshall. If his legs were on fire, I'd piss on him alright, but it'd be in his face, not where the flames were. If the fire was in danger of going out,...
Editor's note: this story contains scenes of incest or incest content. *** — Whoooooo is ready to go wiiiilld!! No one could have accused their father of lacking enthusiasm. It was even starting to be very annoying for them, as shown by the weak "yeaaah..." coming from the backseat of the car. Anna, and Leo her twin brother, shared an awkward glance. It'...
A/N -- My first chapter got a few people clicking that 'favourite' button, so that's good. But I would also like to hear your comments, particularly if you enjoyed a certain chapter, or if there is something you would like to see covered, whether it's a particular event or a certain romantic partner. There will be no central romance to this story, but it w...