“Naked parties, no shit,” I exclaimed. “Wait a minute, Phil are you shitting me?” “No, DK, he said. Swear to God. That is what they said. I may be shitfaced but I am not so drunk I can’t understand the words, naked party. A naked party, we’re invited to a naked party, DK! The last time PBP Sorority had one it was a farm animal naked party. You had...
"Ugh! I hate this place," Audrey grunted into her sleeve, as she wiped sweat from her brow. This place being Enzo's, the upscale Italian restaurant she waited at in uptown D.C. She quickly picked up the two plates of spaghetti and meatballs, and rushed out of the kitchen to serve her customers. Her long, curly ponytail brushed against her shoulder blades...
Part 1 "The Card" It was a Friday afternoon. I had just gotten home from the evening classes at college when I noticed that the mail was on the countertop. I guess my roommate Dave had finally woken up from his alcohol and pot induced coma and got out of his bed which he no doubt shared with other people... to be more exact - two chicks. Dave likes to hav...
"Kim! Eric hasn't tried anything with you has he?" "What do you mean?" Kim said trying to sound as convincing as possible. "I mean has he tried to fuck you? I heard from Trish that he has a history of doing shit like that." The lump in Kim's throat was so big she almost choked. "No." "Kim? Has-he-tried-anything-with-you?" Rachael's voice barked an air o...
It was on a rainy, chilly afternoon in late January when I met Rose for lunch, ended up back at my place for a couple drinks, and fucked her ass for the first time. We'd been flirting at work for weeks, which graduated to even more flirtatious text messages, and then the offer to meet for a late lunch that Thursday. You'd even texted me a rather sexy pic fro...
It started like any other day at work, dull, mundane, just what I expected. It was just myself and Harriet on the shop floor today after two of the other staff had called in sick. Luckily it wasn't very busy and there wasn't much to be done. Harriet was in good spirits today, but then she usually was. She smiled over at me as she walked towards the stock ro...
Rumor has it that Robin LaRouge has the famed Belt of Rahmoro. Its magical powers granting him the swiftness of sunlight and the endurance of Rahmoro himself. It is also quietly whispered that it gives him the ability to endure longer nights than the average man could even dream of. It is further rumored that the sweet little wood elf, Everine, sports the Cl...
It all began last summer when I got a new job. I was 24 years old, had a new job in a new office with new people and was loving life. I began the day just like any other while at a new job, getting to know my new co-workers, learning where everything was in the office, and beginning to my new job responsibilities... rather mundane if you ask me, but that's t...
It's frustrating working with a co-worker that you're just dying to fuck, especially when your own girlfriend works for the same company, too. Fortunately, Steph Jenkins came up with a creative way of circumventing some sticky issues, and my cock and I remain forever grateful. This true story, from many years ago, is a way of expressing such gratitude. Bette...
Monday -- The alarm went off at 7:00, pulling me through the fog of a non-specific dream to sun-drenched reality. I knew almost immediately that it was going to be a difficult day. A vibrating energy was growing in my crotch and rapidly spreading throughout my body, quickening my pulse and deepening my breath. Being this horny this early in the morning is...