After my neighbour, Rachel's daughter Debbie had graduated from university, she decided to move back home whilst she settled into her new job. Rachel asked me if I could do her another favour by fetching all Debbie's things in my car. I happily agreed, as I was always pleased to help a neighbour, especially one who showed her appreciation for my help by spen...
(Again a special thanks to pennlady for another wonderful editing job. All mistakes hereafter are mine and mine alone. Thanks also again to the real life Busty Jessica who inspired this story almost as soon as we met for the first time!) Jessica slammed the door shut behind her and ran down the street. She would have run faster but her boobs were swinging w...
"What were you thinking of? I mean, come on, what on earth possessed you?" I screamed at my husband Nick. "I can't ... I just don't know......" he tried to respond but I was in full flow. "In the garden! In broad daylight!! Are you mad? As she says, what if her grand-daughters had been staying? You are an idiot," I was like a machine gun, firing at the poo...
God was bored. Suddenly he had an idea. The perfect way to show those puny humans the majestic power of His mighty hand. He would create a perfect image of the Virgin of Guadalupe in an ice cream stain running down the side of the vending machine outside that Amoco station at the corner of Maple Road and Grand Avenue in East Trenton, New Jersey. That ough...
Eve was raised in a Christian household and was taught by her mother how to behave as a Christian woman. She learned that a wife was subservient to her husband in all things, Sexual relations were not for the woman's pleasure but were a duty, and the wife was required to submit to her husband's desires at any time he chose. Her marriage to Omar was not actua...
Maria, Jamie and William had been friends for many years. However, William had no idea exactly how close Maria and Jamie had become. Returning from the gig in St. Louis earlier then expected William had the extreme pleasure of discovering Jamie and Maria in a hot sixty-nine. "Lick my cunt...ahh, stick your tongue in my cunt," Maria screamed as Jamie attacke...
My wife laid in bed, snuggled into the sheets and pillows like every other morning. Although this morning was her morning. The baby was spending a few days with her brother across town, so this was the first night in a long time sleep was uninterrupted. I woke up first and did my morning ritual. Bathroom, shower, breakfast, took the dog out...the usual list...
I had gone around to Gypsy's house as I hadn't heard from her for a couple of days. We both have keys for each other's houses so I had gone around to see what she thought of the stories I had sent her. I was only there for about 15 minutes when I heard her at the gate. I stood up eager to see her and ask what she thought as she came in. "WHAT THE FUCK MAN!...
“Now appearing for his 6th time here at the Comedy Palace, Long Island’s own funny fool, and my good friend, Henry Looper, The Loop!” Morgan Everlee waved his arms dramatically behind him at the curtain as ‘The Loop’ made his way onto the stage with his usual bag of props. Morgan punched fist against fist with the funny man and exited the stage from where He...
SWTOR: A Smuggler, Not A Patriot: Prologue: Mechanical Monstrosities Need Love Too. As Do Their Mechanics. Inspired by the new Bioware MMO set in the Star Wars universe. I own none of the characters, obviously. Sulmad patted down the corpse and smiled when he found the last part Celestra needed to repair the generator. He also found a couple of credits...