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Shelley Gets a Ride

by Supertypingkock on Sep 14, 2017
Erotic Couplings

Shelley had done all her research. She knew exactly which Mini Cooper she wanted. The day finally arrived - she was going to the dealer and buying the car of her dreams. Her dad offered to go with her but she decided to do this on her own. "Remember not to take the first offer they give you" her dad told her. "The salesman always have a profit margin to play...

I Love How My Woman Looks

by BOSTONFICTIONWRITER on Sep 1, 2017
Humor & Satire

I love how my woman looks, kind of, not really, well...not at all. My woman to others is no 10. Maybe, on a good day, in low lighting, she is a 3 or a 4, and from a distance...of about ¼ mile, she is a 5 but she is an 11 to me. Pardon me for a moment. "Honey, please put on some makeup, you are scaring the dog, again. Okay, Buster, okay, it's only Julie. C'...

Letter from Naylor Gardens

by justincbenedict on Sep 15, 2017
BDSM

Dear Shoeblossom: I met Mariah when she came to rent a room from me some time last year. Mariah is an engaging auburn haired court reporter, with a lovely figure, though somewhat petite. Although I told her she could call me Emmeline, she insisted on calling me Mrs. Kipps. Mariah's a quiet woman, and I was somewhat startled when I accidentally opened one o...

I Love How My Man Looks

by BOSTONFICTIONWRITER on Sep 1, 2017
Humor & Satire

I love how my man looks, kind of, not really, well...not at all. A woman compares her man to hot celebrities. My man compared to other men is no 10. Maybe, on a good day and in low lighting, when he shaves, showers, and dresses in something other than a tee shirt and sweat pants, he is a 3 or a 4, and from a distance...of about ¼ mile, he is a 5 but he is...

How to Buy a New Car

by BOSTONFICTIONWRITER on Sep 16, 2017
How To

Did you notice that the name of this article is how to buy a new car and not how to get sucked into buying an SUV, mini-van, or a pickup truck? I love cars but I hate SUV's, mini-vans, and pickup trucks. SUV's, mini-vans, and pickup trucks are too big, too heavy, gas hogs. Okay, pickups are cool if you live on a farm or on a ranch or if you need that type o...

Lola's Lurching Life

by EgmontGrigor2020 on Oct 6, 2020
Novels and Novellas

Chapter 1 Moonlight beaming through the open window informed Lola Hunt (33) that she was in her bed on a fine night, but what had interrupted her sleep? A gunshot nearby sounded. Lola sighed, thinking it would be some poor sod, with or without pals, attempting to steal one of retired farmer Fred Brown's goats tethered on his lawns in suburbia to keep th...

In Search of the Final Freedom Ch. 01

by Pat_Tomason on Sep 15, 2017
Novels and Novellas

In Search of the Final Freedom: An Erotic Socio-Political Novel Author's note: This is the first chapter of a novel on which I have been writing on and off for several years. It is based on the real culture of the modern American south; however any relationship to actual people or events is purely coincidental. Comments and feedback are always appreciate...

Danielle and I

by Spotscat on Sep 16, 2017
Romance

Danielle and I -- A Story of Forbidden Love For nearly the past four years I've been having an intimate relationship with a young woman who is almost half my age. I'm 47, she's 27 -- and I'll call her Danielle. I've known Danielle for fourteen years, ever since she was a thirteen year-old girl in junior high school. Danielle is stunningly attractive. Her b...

Nicki's Mini Pt. 01

by nickitaylor on Sep 1, 2017
Erotic Couplings

If you have read some of my other stories, then you'll know I am an office temp and I work in Brighton on the South coast of England. I am no stranger to adventure and some of my adventures have been pretty strange! Anyway, the story I wanted to tell you about today relates to the day I decided to buy a car. It struck me that I might have more jobs available...

Big Bang Theory Season 13 Ep. 09

by baranbrat on Aug 24, 2020
Celebrities & Fan Fiction

Leonard got into his car, his clothes were packed in the trunk and he had a full tank of gas. He pulled away and looked back in the rearview mirror at the apartment complex he lived in for the past fifteen years, over twelve of them with Penny as his neighbor, lover, wife and tormentor. He headed north and as he reached the Pasadena city limits, he stopped...