Humor & Satire
I bought a new mattress today. Actually, it is our second new mattress in as many weeks. We returned the first mattress that supposedly retailed for $2,400 that we bargained down to $1,700. The mattress is nearly as firm as concrete. I liked it, my girlfriend, who has a bad back from horseback riding, didn’t. She said it was too soft.
“Okay? Whatever?...
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raginrhinoman
on Sep 15, 2017
Loving Wives
Pamela stopped her car in the driveway with a jarring lurch. Her mind was spinning. She had no recollection of the drive home, but the soreness between her legs was a vivid reminder of the previous twelve hours. She glanced up in the rearview mirror and wiped a tear from the corner of her eye. 'At least John isn't home,' she thought. 'Saturday morning's are...
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Spindizzy
on Apr 29, 2025
Hey there, sexy readers, it's me again, Faye, your faithful flirty filthy CHYOA librarian.
Gosh, it's been simply ages since we've had a chance to chat, but I've been so busy filing away all your delightfully dirty stories I've hardly had a moment to relax.
What I really need is a little me time. A chance to unwind with my favourite toys and the highest qual...
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MrLightningStar
on May 13, 2020
Reviews & Essays
If we reeeally take a look at the history of the world... Erotica has always been at the forefront of art's beginnings in every culture's rise.
From Bawdy folk songs, Egyptian erotic poetry, Ancient Greek sculptures, to Renaissance paintings, to Japanese woodblock canvases - it's even in the Bible! Go read Songs of Solomon!
Today, we have the biggest and...
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Humor & Satire
She bypassed the Humper-Sex-R Sleep System Queen set, at $1,500, didn't even try the Humper-Sex-S Sleep System at $1,700 or the Humper-Sex-T Sleep System at $2,000. She tried the Humper-Sex-U Sleep System at $2,600 and didn't like it and the Humper-Sex-V Sleep System at $2,900 and kind of liked that. It wasn't until he showed her the pillow top Humper-Sex-W...
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Mark Once
on Sep 25, 2017
Exhibitionist & Voyeur
The image of the fully clothed male doctor examining a naked female patient has always been incredibly erotic to me. The thought of my beautiful wife being thus examined increases this eroticism; bringing out feelings of jealousy and protectiveness, mixed with pride and a perverse desire to show her off. I've always secretly wished to be able to accompany he...
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D.C. Roi
on Sep 15, 2017
Novels and Novellas
On the way home from the dojo, Tommy passed the car dealership where he'd seen the 4 X 4 pickup. He had quite a bit of time before he needed to be at work, so he pulled into the lot, parked his parents' car, and walked over to the truck. It was bright red, had jacked-up suspension and huge tires, an extended cab, even a chrome roll bar with lights on it in t...
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Humor & Satire
[Inspired by and dedicated to a very lovely Swedish woman
The screenplay was submitted separately]
Director's Diary 12.1.2011:
We're waiting for Moi and Soi to get here, they're the asian ladyboys we've booked to play Toi and Noi. From their pictures they seem super hot and I think we'll get a boxcover that people will love. I picture Soi sucking off Moi...
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fnchristie81
on Jun 8, 2020
Exhibitionist & Voyeur
Tina was 30, and already divorced. She'd married her college sweetheart shortly after graduation and went to work as an ER nurse, while he'd started his career as a software developer. The sex was good to start, and they'd put off having kids until after their debts were paid off. However, as they approached their 7th anniversary, he'd started becoming more...
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kingcarlos
on Jan 4, 2020
Fan Fiction
I can't believe it. I really managed to buy the RealityRift, the best there is on virtual reality headsets! The only sad part is that my friend, who helped me buy it, let me borrow his edition of MPC+18 Anime, but this game was very hard to get.
Seriously, I love the whole concept of it as it is a game with all anime girls you can possibly want and you can h...
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