by
andtheend
on Sep 2, 2017
Erotic Couplings
Women replaces her love for men with ice cream.
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Lydia loved ice cream, her fourth favorite love. Brad Pitt, her cat, was her second favorite love. George Clooney, her vibrator, was her third favorite love, and lately her first favorite love. Men, in general, of course, was her first and very favorite love. Only, she didn't have a man in her life, not any...
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by
Jason X
on Sep 13, 2017
Romance
You have just come out of the shower and are lying on the bed in your towel feeling really relaxed. I have been in the kitchen - you have been wondering what I have been up to as I had a huge grin on my face as you were going into the shower -you were hoping I was going to join you but I just went into the kitchen. I come into the bedroom wearing only a pair...
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by
TheEarl
on Sep 16, 2017
Toys & Masturbation
This story was inspired by Jasper Carrott. I’ll bet that this is the only story in the entire Lit index that contains those words. Thanks go to the Brummie comedian for giving me this idea.
Remember to vote and to send feedback before you leave. Remember, if you want to read more, then you have to be nice to me. My writing is fuelled by my ego. If you liked...
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by
EileenAndrews
on Sep 13, 2017
Erotic Couplings
A first date is usually quite innocent. A movie with popcorn and a sly slip of the arm over a lady's shoulder's. Maybe even a gentle kiss at the door when he drops her off when the clock ticks midnight.
I will tell you in great detail what a first date does not include. It does not include an empty sundae shop after one in the morning. It does not involve u...
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by
CeirdwynMaraBones
on Sep 12, 2017
Toys & Masturbation
I am about to describe what I do when I eat Magnum Ice Cream. If you do not know what a Magnum looks like google it.
When I get a Magnum I unwrap it slowly. It is either Magnum classic or Magnum Strawberry Vision.
I take the wooden handle and first smell the chocolate. The whiff of chocolate makes my mouth water. I start at the front where there is usually...
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by
MungoParkIII
on Sep 17, 2017
Non-Erotic
Zed slowly turned the corner with his van and slowly headed down the street, carefully watching for any children in the area. The music blaring on his loudspeakers had cycled for what must have been the five hundredth time that day and Zed was sick of it. The day had been slow, boring in fact and the asinine music was gouging a hole in his head.
He had sold...
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by
AuthorF418
on Sep 14, 2017
Fetish
The store was quiet and I had about fifteen minutes before my shift was over. Jeremy, the manager, had asked if I could straighten up the frozen department for him and, as much as I didn't want to, I still agreed. I started by the frozen pizzas and made my way to the other side of the aisle; the side that had ice cream. Surprisingly, the ice cream wasn't the...
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by
Sean Renaud
on Sep 12, 2017
Erotic Couplings
"Dear fucking God it's too fucking hot." Kevin groaned wiping his brow free of sweat and flicking it across the room at Stacy. "I mean holy shit my balls are sticking to my leg."
Stacy narrowed her eyes at him but didn't bother moving from her spot. She was only wearing one of his dress shirts which she hadn't bothered to button up. "If it weren't so hot I'...
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by
traveler37
on Sep 12, 2017
Erotic Couplings
As they drove down the island, warmth washed thru the car. The first day of the year that was truly shorts and t-shirt weather. She sat in the passenger seat wearing a pair of print shorts and a loose blouse held up with thin spaghetti straps. He wore a pair of hiking shorts with elastic waistband and a t-shirt.
Talking about the weather, their jobs and oth...
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by
mich80new
on Sep 12, 2017
Interracial Love
Note to readers:
I want to thank the readers who have remained faithful to reading this series.
I take your comments seriously, and I appreciate the time that you take to write them, whether they are positive or negative, because it means that the story has touched you in some way, or that you enjoy reading it.
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