This is a fuck parody... It ain't real. "How long have you been driving celebrities?" "About a year. It's a part time diversion for me." "Diversion from what?" "Life in general... No, just kidding, from my other job." "What's your other job?" "I'm a pimp." "You're kidding." "Nope. Pimpin' ain't easy ma'am." "Ha. I'm sure. Call me Ronda. I like you J...
Gah, I hate him! Lizzie thought as she crossed the room, heading to the kitchen. She had just spotted John Pritkin, the bane of her existence. Lizzie hated him with every fibre of her being. She hated the way he spoke with that pretentious upper class British accent. She hated the way his blond hair stuck up in wildest of ways. She hated the way he moved wit...
"At least find some rich old man, hopefully on his deathbed. Or maybe porn..." "She's too lazy for porn," Eudora laughs. "I could do porn!" At a downtown club, Lucy is having her little night on the town, running in to an old friend. "Well look at you, long time no see! Trying to get laid in that skimpy thing?!" "Violet Gray," she gasped. "Biiiitttccchh...
The alarm clock beeped incessantly, startling her awake as she groaned, slapping her hand against it repeatedly. "Shut up!" Tiredly, she regarded the time, snuggling comfortably under her blanket in preparation to fall back asleep until reality dawned on her and her brown eyes popped open in surprise. 10:25 A.M., she read then reread, turning over on her si...
A/N: a decent start to the series, looks like i need to post it in humor more cause of its lack of seriousness over its attention to a fetish niche. Onward! Chapter two! /\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\ A gentle moan broke the silence of the darkness. Veronica's hands kept moving in hops, trying to find a cock that should be right beside her. But alas there was none, in f...
Chapter 2 Lincoln's POV -------------- As I stomped through the woods, I came across a small camp with a single tent holding two soldiers. The unmasked soldier was getting a call. "Barnes, where the hell are you?" "We're on lookout Sylvanna, we can't just leave our post because of one or two tourists that probably just went sightseeing." The masked...
"I want a hero not a weapon strapped with pecs." [Title taken from the Tom Smith Song Rocket Ride.] 1. Violence: what is it good for.... Answer, a lot more than sex is. My previous article was about sex, so violence had to be next. I have heard multiple answers to the question: "Why put fight scenes into a novel? David Drake, author of dozens of sci-fi...
Six year old Nisha sat in grass, staring at the big hole in the knee of her good pants. Their also was a big cut on her knee that bleed profusely but she coukd care-less about the wound. What she did care about was that hole. Tears began to well up into her big brown eyes. Not only did she have a hole in her good pants, she was dirty and her hair was messed...
The following story takes place in an alternative history. All STDs were cured in the 90s and rampant population growth is controlled by year-long birth control for both sexes that's administered every time you renew your ID. Most sexual taboos are no longer a moral battlefront save for bestiality and pedophilia and sex in general is seen more as entertainme...
Yes, the title is exaggerated, but you're reading, aren't you? I must say, though, for the most part, terrorists are not the brightest lights in the night sky. Think about it. I can plan a better terrorist attack than any of these bozos. For example....You want terror? Screw blowing up the World Trade Center—over fifty thousand people worked there, and...