by
tedsitt
on Mar 31, 2020
Humor & Satire
Jim woke up next to a fat chick and sighed. He wasn't surprised, just fed up.
"All right wall, what's the verdict?"
"Nothing."
"Nothing?"
"Zilch. Nada. Le zero."
"Oh, God. Five lines in and you're already rehashing jokes from the last chapter."
"Relax, it was just a callback. So, how's the fiancée?"
"As big as ever, no thanks to you."
"So wha...
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by
estragon
on Sep 15, 2017
Romance
Chapter 5
Down To the Sea Again
The voyage of Dread Sovereign continues, to the end of the world. Some sex (not much), some love, much sorrow. Strokers, this one isn't for you.
"Something special for dinner," said Margarethe, turning to Robin. "Can you do it, Robin? We should have plenty of stores."
"Yes, Mistress," he said. "If Jenny will help, we can...
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by
EverNoir
on Sep 16, 2017
NonHuman
Thanks for everyone being patient with this next chapter! There is more to come!
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"You are a vampire." The statement came fluidly from my lips. I should have been afraid. Anyone with any kind of sense would have been, but I felt... excited. My heart pounded in my chest, my mind raced... vampires are real, and I was...
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by
Kansascript
on Sep 14, 2017
Novels and Novellas
Any and all comments are wanted.
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Tina's head was reeling, HOW did she get her sister and cousins down to Memory Base and not have to explain to Mich and everyone at Stallion Acres and get it done before Brianna's birthday was over. "We are here mistress." Susan Bartholomew McGregar zero zero zero three said as it guided its truck up the drive...
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by
Teenage Venus
on Sep 25, 2017
Erotic Horror
Interview Room 4 11th. Precinct Milwaukee Police Department.
A portly female says,
"Listen to this tape Officer..." - She presses the PLAY button. The Officer listens attentively to the female voice coming from the machine –
‘I am making this tape so you will understand I had to kill Daddy – he was insane you see. I shall post this to you after Sarina and...
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by
ShelleyWingco
on Sep 17, 2017
BDSM
Chapter 1.
It had been a long a bitter winter for Heather McCreadie even though she was safely underground. The girl woke after every 'sleep' praying this would be the day he'd come to see her. Even a shouted word or two down the vent pipe would be a start but all she'd endured was silence.
Heather sighed and dressed herself, wearing what was still her fav...
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by
angiefuch
on Sep 16, 2017
BDSM
"Good morning Sir!" Lt Colonel Julia Carstairs managed to mumble past Col Francombe's stiff Penis as she woke him with a blow job.
"There really is no need to salute Julia!" he chided,
She put her hand down uncertainly and rocked back on her heels
"They recommend five portions a day sir!" she chirped.
"I think that is fruit my dear." he advised.
"Spoil...
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by
fursmoke11
on Sep 15, 2017
Fetish
CHAPTER NINE: Strike Dear Mistress and Cure his Heart
Martin Coombes trembled in anticipation of the packet in his pocket. How he managed to walk in the shop, order the Marlboro Lights and pay for them without fainting he didn't know; but now his heart was hurting it was banging so fast.
He had cigarettes. He kept saying it to himself. It thrilled him to k...
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by
skip.69
on Sep 12, 2017
Erotic Couplings
Anne
I had parked my caravan on a very quiet site in Central France, preferring to use it rather than hotels, as I was combining business with pleasure this year, with appointments only every two or three days. This meant that I had quite some time to myself in between schedules, and could relax.
On this particular day I had taken a short journey on busine...
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by
Pars001
on Sep 10, 2018
Non-Erotic
S.H.E.I.L.A. - synthetic, humanoid, enlightened, inquisitive, living, android
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Timur was still cursing when they pulled off the road. "Comrade? What has you so agitated?"
Timur's head snapped up as he looked at Ruslan with a startled look. "I have encountered something I have never seen before." Timur said with great confusion in his voice.
"That is n...
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