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My Improbable Romance Ch. 01

by smj54ap on Sep 13, 2017
Romance

ONE: The appointment was set for 9am but the traffic and weather delayed me by ½ hour. When I arrived, the receptionist informed me that my attorney assigned a junior associate to meet with me. Apparently he was due in court at 10 am which left little time to discuss the merits of my case. I was seated in the conference room when an attractive young woman...

Style and Mentality Pt. 02

by PanzerFeck on Sep 14, 2017
How To

1 FOREWORD I have never felt that a single guide or "how to" manual has given me what I need, so please do NOT count on me alone. There is much to be learned that I won't offer here. In Part 2 of STYLE & MENTALITY I want to show you how I create characters. I don't go by a strict guide. I just have habits that work best for me and they may work for you....

The Erogenes Club

by grimbous on Jan 17, 2018
Miscellaneous

Inspired by the role-playing game The Extraordinary Adventures of Baron Munchhausen this is a place for us to take on a character and share hot or amazing fictional stand alone scenes of erotica. This is an experiment likely doomed for failure, but I thought I'd see how it flew. The Premise We are all distinguished members in good standing of a very exclusiv...

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Playing with Friends

by sonorandragon on Sep 1, 2017
Group Sex

Things don't always work out like you plan. I met Jessica through my friend Des. They'd dated for almost a year, but wound up breaking it off. They remained friends, though, and still did a lot of things together. One night he asked if I could pick her up from a concert and give her a lift home as he was going to crash at a friend's house afterwards. I did,...

A Summer in Olympia Ch. 03

by Nigel Debonnaire on Sep 15, 2017
Novels and Novellas

I was awakened by a knock on my door: Connie had come with my morning tray of coffee and sweet rolls. He had little to say, so I took it and poured myself a cup as the light began to spread across the Eastern horizon. The sights and sounds were the same as they'd been the previous four days: work noises from the barn and lower part of the house, silence from...

A Thankful Blizzard Pt. 02

by rexspaulding on Sep 26, 2017
First Time

Author's Note: Whew, here it is, part two of my tale. I had it take longer because my friend who normally edits for me was out of town and couldn't help. So this is self-edited. Any errors are mine, and likely stupid ones at that. Warning: Contains copious amounts of snow. Chapter 3 "Wait... How much? You said feet, right?" Gone was the bright bubbly Kat...

My Friend Joana Ch. 01

by Nicolas_De_Lenfant on Sep 14, 2017
Erotic Couplings

I was having a very bad day, so I decided to visit my friend Joana. She's a nice looking girl, size fourteen with double D's and quite a kinky personality, though we have never been involved sexually. Think of it like the movie 'Cruel Intentions' with me as Sabastian and her as Sarah Michelle Gellar. She likes to think she has evil schemes but she's actual...

Pure Imagination Pt. 10

by LadyDaisy on Sep 16, 2017
Novels and Novellas

Chapter 10: Chim Chim Cheree The next morning, the three went down to breakfast. Jane had brought her copy of the hotel book down with her. "Oh Lord, isn't it a bit early in the morning for that?" Lucy asked. "I don't read it for that, I read it because I like the genre. I can't say much for this story, though- a King Arthur tale told as a ludicrous farce...

The Ring Mistress

by Paul44 on Sep 16, 2017
Romance

"Can the young Lady assist me?" You jumped and looked at me. Later you would tell me that my brown eyes had pierced you to your soul and that you felt your soul reach towards me. I felt your passion and desire even though all I saw a prim and proper woman with her friends. I had seen you before and had desired you. Flushing furiously you nodded and rose. "...

Black Journal Ch. 07

by Dhc000333 on Sep 13, 2017
Erotic Couplings

Duncan Cyrus, age 21, Park Milf One Saturday afternoon, I decided to visit a park. It was recommended by some classmates of mine. A place where a lot of people go, but it is still a very serene area. I decided to give it a shot and I headed there. Luckily some spring warmth had kicked in by then. I brought a blanket, some lemonade, crackers, cheese, and lu...