Note: Much of the dialogue was actually in French but obviously I have written it in English. * I had only been back home a few weeks and already I needed a holiday! I looked on the web and found a nice Chambre d'hote in Provence about 30 minutes from Avignon. I have never used the Euro star before, so decided to go the leisurely way through the channel tu...
The following story is part of a challenge involving the demise of a digit. It is meant to be a spoof, which means it's supposed to be ridiculous so if you're not looking for humor then get the hell out of this category. There is no sex, none. Yet. Its just ridiculous writing meant to amuse the twisted of minds. Please feel free to be an idiot somewhere else...
Main Cast of Characters Scott Stevens...Young 24 year old Mechanical Engineer /Lottery winner Makala Jones...One of the 18 year old twins helped with payment at Pizza Hut Makenz Jones...The other 18 year old twin (Identical twins) Lance Stevens...Scott's younger brother Betty Stevens...Lance's wife Betsy Mullen...The twin's grandmother (Gram's) This s...
On the other side of the world throughout the US Steven's wife and family all had a dream of him passing on to the other side. As his wife awoke with tears in her eyes, she could feel his lips on her still, as that very moment her phone rang and it was Steven's mother she told her about the dream she and her husband had just had about Steven, she dropped the...
Disclaimer: All humans having sex are over the age of consent. This is more Gen 1 Pokemon using the theme for Pokegirls. I own the rights to neither. ****** I idly ran my fingers through the hair on Sparky's head between her ears as I stared at the aptly named Mount Moon in the distance. Even just a few minutes walk east of Pewter, I could clearly see the...
It was Christmas Eve and the Grinch was on the prowl. He lurked and he crept, and he leapt with a scowl. He landed atop the house of a Who, Little Christmas Loo Who, who would soon turn twenty-two. Chrissie Loo was born on the day of the Who's favorite season, But she despised Christmas for that very same reason. No one remembered her birthday because, They...
My pussy ached like you wouldn't believe but I was stuck on this stupid retreat with my church for an entire week and there were no men. We got here on Sunday night and it was now Wednesday and I was used to getting fucked at least once a day and now it had been three since I'd had anything but my finger. I really thought I could do it when I left my boyfrie...
Chapter 1 Starfleet Academy "Cadet Nielsen? " Great, that was just what I needed. I stopped dead in my tracks, and answered. "Yes, Cadet T'Vani? " She'd been not only in my class, ever since we both started studying at Starfleet Academy not two months earlier, but in my thoughts, too. She was a cool and icy woman--as all Vulcan women are--and so I had n...
By the time Tiffany and Joseph reached the street, they could see the big black car approaching... "Goooood," she whispered, more to herself than Joseph. He opened the door for her and let her climb in, then closed it behind her. Joseph walked around the car and said something to the driver, then got in the back seat with Tiffany who was watching him expec...
Men... you're just fucking weird. My guy—Guy #1, Bill, you'll recall—has a long, really thick dick. If he points it at your nose and you stare at it at eye level, you see its girth is oval-shaped, not round. I can lay two American quarters across the top of his erection. My middle fingertip cannot touch my thumb when I jerk him off. He's a mouthful, literal...