This is the serenade of lunacy. I'd like to welcome all guests, hope you will all be comfortable for the trip. When I was a kid in Tidioute we had a circus come to town. It was one of those old circuses, with the sexy 14 year old trapeze girls and battered elephants too dumb with beatings to mind the crowd much. There was a vacant lot in the center of town,...
Everyone has them, those embarrassing situations that make them cringe afterwards. Perhaps just for a few hours, maybe for a couple of weeks. I unfortunately have one that continues to annoy me every time I hang out with my friend Jodie. I can't believe she keeps hold of the video and delights in showing it to people in my presence. It dates back to a few y...
Disclaimer: I don't own the Dukes of Hazzard, not making any money, just cheap thrills. Warnings: Slash, Angst Rating: FRAO Italics and/or* indicate thoughts. ------ change in point of view Chapter 2 The look of shock on his face would have been comical, if the situation hadn't been so serious. "How do you know about the club?" He asked, then suddenly his...
This happened several years back when my then girlfriend and I had gotten an apartment together, and decided to invite my cousin and her boyfriend over for a house warming. Just a casual night of hanging out, shooting the shit, having dinner, and since my cousin didn't know my girlfriend very well it gave them an opportunity to get to know one another. On th...
So this is how I ended up sitting in a rented artist's space in Somerville, outside of Boston. discussing the angle of my erection with my cousin Liz and a girl from Ireland. Phone call on a Saturday afternoon. Lizzie. First cousin on my mother's side. Tall, pretty, way crazier than anyone in my own family. Grew up with her. Had a just-shy-of-incest crush...
TERMS tinton - 2 1/2 seconds specton - 2 1/2 minutes Toton - 2 1/2 hours minton - 2 1/2 days daycon - 2 1/2 weeks quant - 2 1/2 years galant - 2 1/2 centuries Metson - 2 1/2 inches maclon - 2 1/2 feet heckson - 2 1/2 miles tetson - 2 1/2 acres Characters Bill Axor (AKA Ambrose) - Lion clan King Tomco Traxor - Bill's dead father, Lion clan King...
In my last submission, I said something that wasn't true... I said that I hadn't indulged in guy sex since those days in the hay loft, and that is mainly true, except for one remarkable exception... When I was in college in the 80s, I had an incredibly funny girlfriend that I'll call Anarkali. Anarkali was from India, though she'd lived most of her life he...
Tommy was uncomfortable at breakfast the next morning. Aunt Karen, though, was bright and cheery, acting as if nothing had happened. The young man couldn't understand how she did it. Kim kept giving Tommy looks he couldn't interpret. It bothered him a little, but she'd been looking at him like that ever since she got home from college, so he wasn't too worr...
That is it I have a foot fetish and am being unknowingly being forced to suffer at my cousin perfect feet. Wow how nice it is writing this down and letting all my emotions pour out. Before I start on blabbing you need to know the background. Basically I live with my family it's my mom and dad with 1 sister and a cousin that visits from time to time. My sist...
Stephanie McMahon Boss Bitch... "I miss you sweetheart. Don't worry, I'll take care of everything. Yes. Becky is right here." My wife Stephanie McMahon tells me. "HI JAMES... MISS YOU HUN... LOVE YA!" Becky Lynch yells out towards the phone. "Everything will be taken care of baby I promise. I'll see you when you get home. Love you sweetheart." Stephanie...