The hilarity of the BBC stories appearing across the internet has always amused me. The foot long dongs, the brainless men and women, the language used, the silliness of the whole "interracial" gamut, it is really very humorous, especially when the writers and readers take themselves seriously. I decided to write my own. Here we go... Thanks to my editors,...
In the infinity of universes beyond our own, many closely resemble Earth's geography and history with sometimes subtle and sometimes drastic differences. The Marvel Universe is one such parallel, named after a series of comic books from the mid-Twentieth Century. It is so named because that universe's history almost exactly matched the fictional history of t...
Wake up. Eat breakfast. Work. Lunch. Work. Come home. Watch anime all evening. Sleep. A pretty average day for an otaku like yourself, but it took a grueling duration of waiting in order to finally reach the evening! Now that you're home after a long day of work, you can't help but plop down at your desk with a relaxed sigh. Your favorite anime streaming sit...
Deep in a large basement under the British Museum in London. A woman with light brown slightly curly hair, no older than mid twenties with a slim well toned figure. The woman worked at a desk trying to decipher the hieroglyphics on the sarcophagus sent from the recently discovered tomb in Egypt. Behind her a portly man in his early fifties with graying hair...
A week after Gary, the hugely hung and lovely Cambridge professor, and his beautiful wife Carmen had returned to London, Brad picked me outside work on the Friday afternoon as usual, the Ford GT-40 sounding throaty and impatient to be on the freeway and up to what I now termed his "floggery". Leaning over to give me a chaste kiss on the cheek, the 40-year-o...
I was so mesmerized by the moonlight dancing on the ocean that I didn't immediately notice the change in the shadow in my peripheral vision. So I was startled when I heard a rustling in the sand and noticed her shuffling slowly near the edge of the water. She also was fixated on the moon and didn't see me on the chaise lounge under the palm tree until she wa...
"The myth about all Saudi Arabian people being rich is just that, a myth, I mean, if you believe that, then explain to me how come everyone in Canada isn't rich," Fawza Fetieh said, and the young Saudi woman tried not to roll her eyes as she and her co-worker Ali Diallo cleaned the CRA building located on Laurier Street in downtown Ottawa. It was after hours...
Rose woke with the scent of Keane Piers in her lungs, and the memory of an erotic dream clouding her mind. Her lips nibbled at the soft hair with a tip of her head, and her hands lazily caressed hot, male muscles that slowly shifted and flexed. A moan bubbled up in her throat as the mouth playing with her breasts nipped and sucked at her nipples, then rubbed...
Swedish Nicola, aka Nikki, is going across the country to go to college. She gets a ride with a couple of friends. The first night on the road, they stay at a motel, and due to a meager cash fund, they decide to share rooms, two by two. As the room-mates are decided, Nikki ends up sharing room with black studmuffin Dwayne. As I got out of the shower, Dwayne...
In what is now the eastern European country of the Czech Republic, in the Sudeten Mountains, deep within the catacombs beneath the city of Liberec, legend tells of the existence of female creatures known as "Gargirls". Legend, passed on from generation to generation, describes the Gargirl as a creature that is gorgeous, sensuous, graceful, demon- tailed, and...