I know you've been wanting to hear more about my latest adventures. How I've built up my status as an unrepentant slut and a fucking whore. How I'm A-OK with pulling down my blouse and lifting my skirt, offering my big tits and my unshaved pussy to whoever asks nicely. Are you hard yet, fucker? Let me tell you about what I did on my trip to Minneapolis las...
Chapter 1 My name is Lisa. I work as a secretary in a large downtown insurance company (if I tell you the name, I will have to kill you). My friends and co-workers tell me I'm hot. I look in the mirror, and I can sort of see what they mean, but I'm not particularly confident of my ability to attract the opposite sex. So I often find myself alone on a Friday...
It has been three months since I had my little encounter with Jamie. Afterwards, I told him I needed time to think, so I picked up my wedding ring and went back to my old life. And now I'm wondering f I did the right thing. Mike is off sitting in a bar somewhere, and I'm home alone. Not that it really matters, every couple years, we get into what Jamie cal...
Grandmother was dead. It was about time. Elena felt horrible for thinking it, but she knew she wasn't the only one to feel a sense of relief at finally being out from under the old woman's tyranny. No one had been safe from Grandmother's bitter tongue or judgments, not even the niece whom she claimed to be her favorite. The family often said, when Grandmot...
I met a girl in my biology class named Lorraine. She said she thought I was pretty and asked if I would have lunch with her. She touched my arm as she asked this and I thought she might be a lesbian coming on to me. I had never been with a woman before. I said, "Thank you for the compliment and the invitation but you should know I'm straight, totally heter...
Jackie and John sit in the center of the briefing room, having already eaten and gotten their coffee for the meeting. They watch as officers start to walk inside and applaud them for their early attendance. Jackie briefly flips them the bird. The officers laugh in response and stop clapping. The captain and four lieutenants walk into the room. The captain h...
Edited by Kumani. This is my first erotic story, so comments are very welcome. I would like to improve. Yes, it is a wordy little thing. I was playing around with some historical erotic satire and got caught in that narrative voice. So just as an opening thought, if you do not care for words the size of 'consanguinity', you will likely want to skip this sto...
On the far end of the Galaxy, our intrepid hero Dirk Starkiller is on yet another mission of dire importance. "Aw shit, hang on to something!" Dirk ordered a second before the shuttle collided with the surface of the moon. The hull slid along an ancient sheet of rock and ice for eight hundred meters before finally shuddering to a halt. Dirk exhaled slowly...
Starring Busty Blonde Bimbo Bombshells Hilda and Harriet Humper in the sequel to "Harriet Gets Her Wee Wee Juice": "Good Ol' Mom" Written by Meet The Humpers founder Victor C. Nathan * "Thanks for helping me with my homework, Ricky," Harriet Humper said softly and gratefully as Ricky Cummings pushed her back onto the queen-sized mattress of the bed in he...
Here in western Pennsylvania it is till cool at seven in the morning even in June. But I Mrs. Leon Easter (Kay) am big into early morning jogging and here of late I have begun bird watching. So the morning this all started I was out the back door at seven AM dressed in my red/white / blue jogging out fit with a pair of binoculars on my hip. My routine take...