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The New Beginning Affair

by Pelaam on Sep 17, 2017
Celebrities & Fan Fiction

Pelaam© May 2010 Author's notes about this story are at the end. And I won't be satisfied Until you're here by my side You're as close to me as two is to three And the door is still open to my heart (Lyrics: The Door Is Still Open To My Heart) A large hand reached to scrub at tired hazel eyes as Napoleon watched his too-pale partner sleep. He glance...

Justine Ch. 12

by kalamazoo707 on Sep 25, 2017
NonHuman

Jeremiah watched as Justine walked away and wished that he could kill her even if it meant his own death. He could have given a rat's ass about the hierarchy. He hated her. He hated her inner strength and her control, he hated everything about her and that hate extended to Quinn. He felt a sharp bite on his leg, looked down and saw Buddy looking up at him wi...

This ain't the Man from Uncle XXX

by 123z on Sep 17, 2017
Celebrities & Fan Fiction

Note from author- My crossover story featuring the sixties tv shows the Avengers (UK) and the Man from Uncle. I have incorporated the Girl from Uncle tv episode 'Mother Muffin Affair' for plot. Adult movie stars Chanel Preston as Emma Peel and Ryan Driller as Napoleon Solo. ***** ACT 1- Oh, to be in England. London, England. Hackney Wick to be more precis...

Time for Change

by chaele on Sep 16, 2017
Transsexuals & Crossdressers

Searching for a costume for Halloween my wife who was also a research scientist decided upon Napoleon and Marie Antoinette, I said great your middle name is Marie that will work. She said you don't understand Marie, my heart leapt as I realized I was to be Marie and she Napoleon. She knew my desires to dress feminine and that I loved Halloween to dress. WE...

Scarlett and the Six Napoleons

by 123z on Jan 8, 2019
Celebrities & Fan Fiction

Note- My merged versions of Conan Doyle's 'Adventure of the Six Napoleon's' and 'The Naval Treaty.' Although the characters bear the same names in name only. Featuring Scarlett Johansson as Holmes, Emma Watson as her trusted companion, and Susy Gala as Lucretia. xxx London, 1890. "So, Doctor Barnicott, pray tell at what time in your life did your wife ce...

The Angry Wife

by Santee110x on Jun 11, 2019
Loving Wives

The door slammed as Sophie swept in and dropped her overnight bag on the kitchen floor with a bang. Yep, my fiery, redheaded wife was still furious with me. I watched as she poured herself a cup of coffee and sat down opposite me at the kitchen table. It was a beautiful late Alabama spring morning, but the atmosphere seeping across the table was frigid. Aft...

The Ebony Alpha Ch. 07

by Sultrychocolatesista on Sep 18, 2017
NonHuman

Hello everyone. I tried to use a little Cajun in this chapter (a very little) LOL. But here is a translation as such: Coo-yon=foolish, stupid Mamere= Grandmother Gree Gree= a curse put on someone Ga Lee= an expression of astonishment This is the longest chapter I have written so far. It seemed to write itself and I am excited to start the next one, the...

Masquerade

by wifwat on Sep 13, 2017
Loving Wives

The firm my husband works for was having a party, it was to be a fancy dress masked ball. He wanted me to go as a French Tart, he had brought home the outfit and at first I had protested but he persuaded me to 'at least try it on'. Well I did and I have never felt so wicked in all my life. Black high heeled shoes and black fishnet stockings, red suspenders...

Escape!

by Lauren Hynde on Sep 16, 2017
Reviews & Essays

A review of Brad Anderson's "The Machinist" Years from now, when cinephiles look back to 2004, they will find with little surprise that many of the best and most memorable movies of the year didn't come from Hollywood, nor were they acknowledged by the Academy of Motion Picture Arts and Sciences. "The Machinist" will be one of those movies. Overlooked...

Justine Ch. 13

by kalamazoo707 on Sep 25, 2017
NonHuman

Jeremiah said a silent thank you to the fates that his ordeal had finally ended. On the end of that thanks was a "fuck you bitches!" to the king and queen. "So this is what it's like to die." He murmured to himself as he relaxed into the quiet darkness. He had imagined it to be much different than this. According to what he had been told and read, he was sup...