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Lisa Customer Service

by capt13 on Sep 17, 2017
Mature

There is something about the "average woman" that turns me on. You know the type, she blends into a crow and is over looked by most. She has a kid or two and has put on a few extra pounds. Her husband has been ignoring her for years, or perhaps she is divorced, you know the type. I am now older soon to be 33, more experienced and I have been heartbroken. As...

Mile High Club - Almost

by steffymi on Sep 1, 2017
Humor & Satire

Traveling for work is the best. You gotta love it when your boss, or whomever, pays your airfare, hotel and most importantly, your food and beverage. New Orleans was our venue that particular year. And seriously? They expected us to accomplish something? Suffice to say, I was drunk for about four days straight. It was such a party that I would wake up ever...

Michelle's Sexuality Awakes Ch. 03

by robertl on Sep 19, 2017
Loving Wives

I was hoping that my imagination wasn't outpacing what the reality would be. This could all turn out to be a big disappointment. The other possibility that was rolling around in the back of my brain was that Michelle would fall for Mike and then want him over me. Unfortunately, I was so obsessed with thinking about Michelle with another guy that the fear fac...

Part 4: A Christmas Engagement

by AnaTG on Dec 10, 2017
Transsexuals & Crossdressers

Part 4 A Christmas Engagement Alex, Ana, and Chad had met several months prior at a club on Alex's birthday. The three of them came together that night like they had known each other infinitely longer than the few minutes they had actually known each other. Ana had spent the night with them and every night since. They were like three parts of the same spir...

Riding With Private Malone

by PerogyAndSauerkraut on Sep 16, 2017
Celebrities & Fan Fiction

Loosely based on the country song. Ever since Darryl got his drivers license, he wanted a car of his own. His parents didn't want to get one at first, but after quite a bit of discussion, they finally gave in. Darryl didn't have a lot of money to spend on a new car, so he decided to start out with a used car, so he looked in the classifieds. He marked down...

Eye of the Beholder Ch. 09

by Kundalinguini on Sep 14, 2017
Exhibitionist & Voyeur

The following day was a haze... a busy haze, but a haze nonetheless. I had to get the video equipment loaded out and back to the agency, then spent the next eight hours mixing down the video for a tape to give to Sharon... and, of course, for me. If you've never done a video mix, you might not have any idea of what exquisite torture those eight hours were....

Viewing My First Porn Movie

by gunhilltrain on May 30, 2018
Reviews & Essays

[Movie review with possible spoilers.] The future has arrived 2019 is the setting of the original 1982 Blade Runner. While don't have replicants or flying cars yet, we do have something that Deckard probably didn't: unlimited access to every kind of pornography imaginable. If I'm in the mood for it, I could sit in Bryant Park on a sunny afternoon and link...

How to Dominate a Strong Woman

by Samuelx on Sep 16, 2017
Non-Erotic

My name is Lucas James Plywood. I'm a young black man living in the City of Los Angeles, California. These days, I'm a student at the prestigious Central California College, one of the best private schools in the state of California. Add to that the fact that I basically attend this great school for free and you'll realize why I'm in such a celebrating mood....

Sharing my Wife: Some Surprises

by robertl on Sep 16, 2017
Loving Wives

This story is a continuation from "Sharing my Wife: Stripper Part 2". ***** The next few weeks were pretty similar except for one small detail. Michelle asked Shaun to take her to the club Saturday nights, then went home with him. I missed those great fucks when she came home so horny, but twice I did bring Trisha to our house with me after she got off wor...

A Daddy's Love

by Tx Tall Tales on Sep 13, 2017
Loving Wives

============================ A father's cautionary tale Something a little different for Christmas. There is little sex in this story. It's a tale of love, of family, of strained marital relationships. A story of love between fathers and daughters, pure love, a Daddy's love. This is an entry in the WINTER HOLIDAYS STORY CONTEST 2013. Thanks to PatientLe...