"Okay, quiet down, quiet down, please. Everyone take your seat. This month's meeting of the Least Appreciated Sexual Holidays will come to order," said Stan, the Sexual Calendar Coordinator, banging his gavel to bring order to the meeting before having the secretary read the list of objectives. "For the benefit of those who haven't participated in our monthl...
This country needs a National Nude Day. Not National Naked Day, because naked hints at smuttiness and carnality and evil and at being against the Christian Right and the Fundamentalist Islamic Brotherhood and the devout Hassidic Jews. Naked is flaunting one's body for prurient purposes. You can always tell when someone is naked and flaunting their bodies...
I have not always celebrated Nude Day; in fact I didn't even know it existed until last summer. I will be celebrating it again this year, but perhaps I should begin by telling you what happened on Nude Day last year. It all started on a camping trip last summer, the weekend before Nude Day in fact, yes we were all drinking and it sounded fun at the time, lit...
This is a fairly different story for Loving Wives, taken from a different perspective. There are no sex scenes in this story. It deals with the possible implications of confessing to an affair that had remained secret. I'm guessing that this will not be a high scorer, but take heart: at least it isn't long! Though this story references DeGarde, Louisiana, i...
"Well, I must say, Mike, your entry is going to be a difficult one to beat. Unfortunately, as it states in the PMS official rule book, those who have entered the contest are ineligible to cast their vote for their story or for anyone else's story. Otherwise, I think that I'd be voting for your story rather than my own," said Stan with a chuckle. "Also, as wi...
"Hey Richard, are you going to celebrate National Nude Day?" Richard began to chuckle, "When is it?" "The day after tomorrow." Janice was trying to create a flirtatious conversation. She liked Richard. "I never heard of it. How do you celebrate it," Richard responded. Janice began to smile, "You do everything nude." Richard liked Janice's energetic per...
'Is this place new?' the cabbie asked as they pulled up outside the pink and purple diagonally-striped double doors. 'Not sure,' Jarvis said. 'To be honest, I'm not even sure how I know about it. I suppose someone must have told me. Or maybe I read about it somewhere.' 'Tell you what, squire,' the cabbie said, 'if it were my place, first thing I'd do is ge...
I was sitting watching the news channel on Fox, when a special came on about National Nude day. "This just in from our correspondent from San Francisco." The newsreader said, "Come in Carmen." The TV picture changed to a headshot of a gorgeous blonde with an equally lovely smile. "Hi, Rebecca. I'm here at the Endup club, where there is a mass orgy going o...
Note: SPI is my favorite place on this planet. Join me for our inaugural National Nude Day celebration, even if it's only online here. ---------- Walking onto the patio overlooking my favorite beach in Texas, I am greeted by a most unexpected sight: a naked woman on the patio next to mine. Unexpected not because we are five stories up, but because this is...
Middle-aged man exposes himself. In celebration of National Nude Day a middle-aged man takes it all off to make his point. Well, today was the day. It was now or never. Mrs. Crabtree our nosy neighbor was out front, as usual, pretending to walk her miserable dog, a toy poodle, as old as she is in dog years, while peeking in everyone's window. I was waiting...