This is a parody... It is not real *** Kelly Ripa was sitting at her desk, on the phone with a network executive, talking about a future network special. "Yeah yeah, make sure the money's right. I'm a big star and I expect to be paid accordingly." Kelly was haggling over money, while her male secretary, Jeffrey, was on his knees eating her beautiful, clean...
Jerry Martin worked at the Foster Freeze ice cream store. He had worked at the shop for a year. The ice cream shop was popular with local teenagers. His boss had put in a few video games that the kids liked to play. Jerry was a bit awkward and a little nerdy around girls. He enjoyed them, but more from a distance. Sometimes, his friends would hang out in th...
Chapter 04: Thomas Lynne Four and twenty ladies fair Were playing at the ball, br> And out then came the fair Janet, br> The flower among them all. * * * It's probably the wet dream of every fantasy nerd in all of Creation to be kidnapped by the Queen of the Fairies, but it sure as Hell wasn't mine. I only half-believed in them, anyway; good Christians...
Actually, I met Debbie's fiancé first and Dave and I became good friends. We all went to the same state university and Dave and Debbie were about a year older than me. They had met in high school in Santa Barbara and got engaged shortly after graduation but decided that they should not get married until after college, so in order to stay together they both c...
Monica yawns walking into work, 5'7'' slender fit body, long athletic legs, curvy hips with a round thick bubble butt, slender tiny waist, blue eyes, short pixie haircut and skin as pale as ivory. Another early morning decorating cakes at the grocery store near her new house. The same day as the last 3 months worth at her new job. As she prepares to start sh...
I don't know much about computers. All I knew was mine wasn't working right. I talked to a friend who had their's serviced at this new place in town, so I took it there. The price was right too. A young guy met me at the door. He seemed a little "happening" if one can describe a person that way. A very good looking, maybe he knew that, and his body was built...
Background to previous chapters: After answering an advertisement to become a human dog, and then being seen at a 'dog show' by Kevin, the nerdy, ginger haired guy I work with at the local sports store, I was 'sold' to Kevin and now find myself being blackmailed by him, but also strangely enjoying being his 'dog'. ------------------------------- I woke u...
Excitement ran through the girls as they arrived to the parking lot with a perfect view of Half Moon Bay. They were part of the Debate Team and were having lunch at a fancy hotel for a strategic planning session. Some went inside to explore the building. Others took a moment to enjoy the view. Emily Whitmore remained outside with the team leader; a sexy an...
We had met online two weeks ago. It wasn't an obvious match, but she had swiped right and so I swiped back thinking what the hell. Her name was Cassie. She was a quiet and quirky academic. She could be a little awkward but it wasn't off-putting. Indeed, her awkwardness was like she was playing at it, creating a persona. But it was a persona I was learning...
Willow's Way Summary: Willow has had enough of Faith's bitchy attitude, and... Note 1: This is dedicated to MTL17 who requested the fantasy. Note 2: This is a sexual parody of Buffy the Vampire slayer, and it all occurs after Kendra's death and Faith's subsequent arrival, when all the characters are at least eighteen. Note 3: Thanks to Tex Beethoven f...