With apologies to Mr. Thurber "I'm going in!" The bartender's voice resonated in the newly emptied bar. Only the bouncer/barback was on hand to witness the ravaging of the drunken lesbian. "You can't do it, Petitool. The bitch is a lesbian. She don't want dick. She's cute, but she's not drunk enough." "The hell you say! She's had four vodka and cranberrie...
The town was cloaked in a grim, gray drizzle appropriate to Halloween night. The big car moved through increasingly meaner streets as the small groups of trick or treaters dwindled. Finally, the driver stopped in front of perhaps an older apartment house. He said to Anika, “This is the address. I don’t like the looks of it.” Anika said, “That makes two of u...
Walking down the rainy streets of New York on a gray bastard of a January day Brian pulled the zipper of his army surplus jacket up as high as it could go. His friend Photo just lets the water be absorbed by his mop of brown hair. It seemed like forever until the light turned red and they could walk across the street. The rain started to sting their faces...
Twelve years ago... Dorian shoved his way through the hospital doors and bolted for the front desk. "Where is she?" he demanded. "Excuse me sir?" the startled receptionist said, shrinking back from him. "My wife! Where's my wife? She's having our baby and I'm late, now where is she?" "Uh, it would help if I knew what your wife's name is, and if you calme...
Seven fell against a bulkhead as her Kinetic Displacement Implant failed. Kim hit his com badge. "Ensign Kim to sick bay. Emergency beam out." "Acknowledged." said the Doctor. In seconds their atoms were ripped apart and pulled through a sub-space variance until they were reassembled aboard Voyager's Sick Bay. Seven was conscious, but confused. "What...
This is a quickie, a very short story intentionally kept under two thousand words to make it a quick read. As such, it can’t possibly be arousing. There is sex in the story, and the sex is somehow integral in how events play out, but it’s not arousing. That’s not the goal. It is a story, first and foremost. Measure it’s value on the p...
*** WARNING! This story is a work of fiction and contains graphic depictions of medical procedures that may not be safe. The author is not a medical professional and assumes no responsibility for injuries sustained by persons attempting to act out this story in whole or in part.*** Jennifer was just getting home from work and was frustrated from a long week...
"The Future's So Bright, I Gotta Wear Shades" The day started sucking for Penny the moment she walked into work. Some stupid convention was in town, which meant the hotel was absolutely full, and her car had decided to conk out, so she needed to bum a ride to work from Stu, and he was so stoned that he'd spent five minutes staring at the ignition before she...
Chapter 1 An Afternoon at the Pond After a long slow tender kiss, his hands began to roam all over her luscious body. She felt like a queen under his skillful and slow careful caresses. But she wanted him badly, now. Full, beautiful ruby colored lips slowly worked down an erect, throbbing cockshaft. She could feel his balls against her chin as she kneeled...
Jessica grimaced, lost in a fog of trembling irritation, tapping her tennis-shoed foot and wondering where the hell her ride had got to and why the sweet bajaysus he was always, always late. College gave out at four. She told him that. She told him that until she was sure his ears had blistered and it had burrowed into his brain, a big "4pm" imprinted on hi...