by
useraeo
on Sep 1, 2017
Humor & Satire
With apologies to Mr. Thurber
"I'm going in!" The bartender's voice resonated in the newly emptied bar. Only the bouncer/barback was on hand to witness the ravaging of the drunken lesbian.
"You can't do it, Petitool. The bitch is a lesbian. She don't want dick. She's cute, but she's not drunk enough."
"The hell you say! She's had four vodka and cranberrie...
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by
Tombescent
on Sep 14, 2020
BDSM
"Thank you autospanker I love you, please spank me."
WHACK!
"Thank you autospanker I love you, please spank me."
The autospanker did not comply. 373 had reached her proscribed limit of spanks without failing to properly present her ass once.
"She really is coming along nicely," observed Dr. Desdemona. "A true model patient."
373 was panting heavily, her...
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by
Dixon Carter Lee
on Sep 26, 2017
Celebrities & Fan Fiction
Seven fell against a bulkhead as her Kinetic Displacement Implant failed. Kim hit his com badge.
"Ensign Kim to sick bay. Emergency beam out."
"Acknowledged." said the Doctor.
In seconds their atoms were ripped apart and pulled through a sub-space variance until they were reassembled aboard Voyager's Sick Bay. Seven was conscious, but confused.
"What...
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by
Rob_mDear
on Sep 15, 2017
Humor & Satire
This is a quickie, a very short story intentionally kept under two thousand words to make it a quick read. As such, it can’t possibly be arousing. There is sex in the story, and the sex is somehow integral in how events play out, but it’s not arousing. That’s not the goal. It is a story, first and foremost. Measure it’s value on the p...
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by
Vulpesvulpes
on Sep 26, 2017
BDSM
*** WARNING! This story is a work of fiction and contains graphic depictions of medical procedures that may not be safe. The author is not a medical professional and assumes no responsibility for injuries sustained by persons attempting to act out this story in whole or in part.***
Jennifer was just getting home from work and was frustrated from a long week...
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by
JukeboxEMCSA
on Sep 1, 2017
Humor & Satire
"The Future's So Bright, I Gotta Wear Shades"
The day started sucking for Penny the moment she walked into work. Some stupid convention was in town, which meant the hotel was absolutely full, and her car had decided to conk out, so she needed to bum a ride to work from Stu, and he was so stoned that he'd spent five minutes staring at the ignition before she...
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by
schaeff
on Sep 16, 2017
Sci-Fi & Fantasy
Chapter 1 An Afternoon at the Pond
After a long slow tender kiss, his hands began to roam all over her luscious body. She felt like a queen under his skillful and slow careful caresses. But she wanted him badly, now.
Full, beautiful ruby colored lips slowly worked down an erect, throbbing cockshaft. She could feel his balls against her chin as she kneeled...
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by
VexenFox
on Jun 16, 2020
Science Fiction
“Test Number One, beginning!”
The voice came out of a small loudspeaker on the wall across from me. I didn’t know exactly what was being tested, but I figured it had something to do with the injection they’d given me when I first arrived.
My name is Gemma, and I’m just broke enough that getting paid $500 to be a subject in a ‘Temporary Human Neuroengineering...
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by
Susie_O
on Sep 14, 2017
Sci-Fi & Fantasy
Author's Introduction
I felt this story would work well with the characters I introduced in the Sally series. This may or may not be the characters' future in any specific fictional universe but can be considered one of their futures in any of the many alternate fictional universes.
In other words: I don't guarantee the Sally Summer of Sex series will not...
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by
machiavelliwriter0
on Sep 16, 2017
Sci-Fi & Fantasy
All characters are at least 18 years of age.
Light exploded from every surface in the smooth chamber, bathing the form in bright blue hues as the whirring of unseen machinery accelerated to their fully powered state. The chamber was oval like the inside of a massive egg, smoothly polished and unbroken save for a circular entrance at the base through whic...
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