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Memoir of a Young Mistress Pt. 13

by FunWhileItLasted on Sep 15, 2017
Mature

Amy had a goal now, and it was to win. The more she thought about touching Emily's body, the wetter she got. It was no longer about pleasuring herself to get to orgasm; it was about being the first to do so. Winning meant she would get to play with Emily, and she wanted that very much. Emily merely focused on her own pleasure, as she only meant the bet in je...

Out of the Burlap Ch. 00-01

by maxicue on Sep 15, 2017
Romance

NOTE: This starts a bit weird. I actually incorporated an older prose poem of mine to use as "Joe's Dream" in the Prologue which may be a bit hard to understand. Don't worry. Things get much easier to read afterwards. The story occurs in the Twin Cities of Minneapolis and St Paul in the mid to late nineties. There may be similarities to real people, but thi...

Hobbit Erotica

by sassperus_manilow on Sep 17, 2017
Celebrities & Fan Fiction

One fine evening, where the moon was full, there lived three lonely hobbits. First there was Sam the Wise. He was married to a bartender and enjoyed wearing black satin g-strings and threw each one away after being used once. Then there was Pippin the Scavenger Man. He was pretty thrifty and bright. So often he ravaged through random trash barrels. On a cert...

Unison

by Oblomov on Aug 31, 2020
Romance

It is and will be my last day in the comfort zone. From tomorrow I cast my musical net on the other side of the lifeboat and hopefully catch some much-needed inspiration to rejuvenate this seasoned singer songwriter. Now that folk is in Vogue it is time to raise the anchor and move on up mainstream. Ousted from the family home and living in the musical Mecc...

Lara Croft Quest for the Ankh

by Sean Renaud on Sep 11, 2017
Celebrities & Fan Fiction

It was a black night, the lone source of light came from two neon green lights seemingly floating across the field. The lights weren't floating though, they were walking mounted to the head of if not the world's most famous "archeologist" certainly it's most lusted after. She normally didn't care much in the way of equipment, a pair of pistols and enough amm...

Nostalgia Ch. 12

by DreamerByTheDiamonds on Jun 25, 2019
NonHuman

Author's Note: Friendly reminder. I don't speak Japanese ... or Romanian. *** Ana's blood chilled in her veins. Within a second, many different thoughts jumbled in her mind. A small but cozy apartment. A stove with only two burners. Shoes left in a genkan. A teenage girl's legs with a pair of long, baggy socks. Cheezy pop music blasting from a CD pla...

First Affair Ch. 03

by alreadysaidtoomuch on Sep 17, 2017
Loving Wives

While we were riding up to our suite, I studied the hotel poster advertising their dinner specials. Rex asked what I really liked and I told him that when Karl and I had celebrated our Twenty-fifth anniversary here. I got the oysters on the half-shell and fried soft crabs. Rex'd never had soft shells, but liked oysters. Rex has this disarming trait of lively...

Valentine's Day Present

by andros14 on Sep 13, 2017
First Time

Walking into my Accounting 1 class, I noticed the “quote of the day” on the front board: “How would you describe a perfect day?” In order to get extra credit for the class, we had to write down the daily quote and write our reaction or answer the question. As I sat down and got out my notebook, I thought of what I would say before I started to write. The fir...

Love Songs that are Really Sexual

by javawarrior on Sep 16, 2017
Reviews & Essays

If you had to try, how many euphemisms can you come up with to describe the dirty dirty? And could you put it to music and make it catchy, too? Pop music has always commonly featured saucy subject matter, and the range is pretty wide. Some are more obvious than others, like "Wicked Game," "She Shook Me All Night Long, and "Love Game." But I thought it would...

How Fortnite Saved My Marriage

by tedsitt on Mar 31, 2020
Humor & Satire

My name is Josh and I'm a gamer. My wife Patricia and I have been married for nearly nine years now. That's nine whole years of happiness, sadness, anger, sleepless nights, terror, anxiety, and bliss. She can be a real handful at times— a real hothead—but we always make up in the end and that's why I love her so much. Anyway, there was one point in our mar...