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How to Save and Observe Earth Day

by SuperHeroRalph on Sep 14, 2017
How To

This is a Earth Day contest story. Please vote. * For those of you who are concerned about saving the planet, here are some things you can do. If you live in an area that has a lot of sunny days, get yourself off the grid by installing solar panels and using the sun to help power your house. Instead of buying electricity from the electric company, solar e...

Clean but Crude Ch. 07

by BrentCrude on Sep 15, 2017
Novels and Novellas

I'd been lounging in the shallow end of the pool for a while, expecting Beth and Pia to join me any minute. I was glad to have the heater going so the water was warm. I hate swimming nude in cold water. Like George said in an old "Seinfeld" episode, men experience shrinkage, and even though I didn't have much to worry about in that area, cold water isn't con...

Hot and bothered

by nothingisalways on Aug 20, 2019
Erotic Couplings

I admire the hell out of my wife's vagina. I mean, three of my kids have slid out of it- three times she's swelled up like the legendary victim of a swallowed watermelon seed, past the point where I started to feel panic stricken when I imagined the process by which the thing had to make its way out of her. But she'll just smile all serene and stroke her bel...

How To Go Green For Earth Day?

by andtheend on Aug 31, 2017
How To

Cheap things that you can do now to save money and save the planet. 1. Install solar panels, a tankless water heater, and buy an alternative energy vehicle. The above items, installing solar panels and a tankless water heater and buying an alternative energy vehicle are certainly not cheap things to do for the sake of saving money, although, without doubt,...

Pax Multi Pt. 04

by DragonCobolt on Sep 28, 2020
NonHuman

The skies of Procyon II were beautiful and blue. He sat back, resting his palms behind him, looking out at the sky -- the sun overhead is so searingly bright that it makes the clouds look as if they are each glowing waves of white flame. At the back of his mind, he knows that Procyon itself, the star, is slowly transforming into a super giant. Over the n...

Were in the City Ch. 06

by freetowrite2020 on Mar 3, 2020
NonHuman

Jessie was in hospital for 10 days. The pain was bad for the first few days, pain meds left her confused and sleepy. Her left leg was a clean break so she'd need a cast for about 6 weeks; her concussion was significant and she'd have to deal with headaches & dizziness for an unknown number of months. The rest of her body was a mess of cuts, bruises and pulle...

Pax Multi Pt. 10

by DragonCobolt on Sep 14, 2020
NonHuman

"You absolute bastard!" Lou snarled, stepping forward -- but a pair of Federal marines in power armor were there to grab him and slam him back down into a chair. Their metal gauntlets were shockingly gentle, considering their enhanced strength, but Lou still felt terribly impotent in their grip. His hands tightened into fists and he glared at Admiral Bosch,...

Pax Multi Pt. 03

by DragonCobolt on Jul 27, 2020
NonHuman

The interior of the Bug warrens had been disturbing and creepy and icky, the first time Lou had come into them. Now? Now they were just deeply, deeply sad. Walking through the narrow tunnels, holding his com before him with the light turned to maximum, Lou perked his ears, trying to hear any sounds of movement, any hint that there was life down here. But...

Pax Multi Pt. 06

by DragonCobolt on Aug 24, 2020
NonHuman

"And...and this...this is Endless Song Echoing Upon the Depths." Lou had never seen a Upkin diplomat in the flesh before, not since he had first set foot on Earth what felt like weeks but was in actuality years before. But he had seen them on the screen and read about them in book and he had rather foolishly thought that he had maybe gotten at least a fract...

Pax Multi Pt. 09

by DragonCobolt on Sep 21, 2020
NonHuman

"This is decidedly unpleasant..." Beatrice groaned. Lou sighed, looking up at the ceiling as he tried to let the headache that was filling his skull ease. But it was hard. The past three days, he had been doing nothing -- not enjoying his lovely wife, not reclining in the idle comfort of pastoral life aboard an interstellar starship, not even trying to thin...