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Fitbutt Debut

by yowser on Sep 16, 2017
Toys & Masturbation

Fitbutt, right, I know, the name is making you think this is some sort of fitness machine or exercise regimen designed to make those flabby ass-cheeks of yours firmer, stronger, more alluring, like one of those commercials on at midnight on the far reaches of the television channels, the six-pack abs, some sort of "buns of steel" thing. No, this is way bet...

Open Your Holes to New Horizons

by basilLEAF on Apr 22, 2025

University of Falika 69 Grand Stellar Lane, Falika, Throbbi Empire April 25, 2024 Dear William Bottoms, We are thrilled to inform you that you have been accepted to the prestigious University of Falika for the Fall term commencing in September 2024! The Admissions Committee was very impressed with your application, particularly your respect of the natural h...

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The Orgasm Powered Car

by doc87123 on Sep 1, 2017
Humor & Satire

I was writing the next chapter of I'll Always Take Care of You, and decided to quickly type up this short story. It's fun, and not nearly as complex and so was much easier to write. Enjoy it. It's a fictional story, meant to be fun. **** We were running out of petroleum in late 2024. Between the explosion in the number of automobiles throughout the world,...

Allison Dairy Enterprises

by Callous on Apr 29, 2025

In recent days, Allison Dairy Enterprises, a company formerly famed for delivering customers the best possible dairy products, from yogurt, milk, cheeses, dips, creams and butter has had a crazy downward tumble in terms of stock valuation to diminishing investor opinion on the brand. Quality control is all but absent, employees are far too bitter to come to...

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Emergent Behavior

by Kingdom_Come on Oct 25, 2020
Science Fiction

SEXPO was always the biggest event of the year for the adult industry and the presenters spared no expense for the Tenth Anniversary in 2065. Ads were shown months in advance and the presenters apparently went out of their way to hire the most **** and corny-sounding announcer for all the commercials. Natasha Xee was kicking off SEXPO 2065 with a live concer...

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Rites of Spring Ch. 1

by Bob Peale on Sep 13, 2017
Interracial Love

Author's Note: This story may not be reproduced in any form for profit without the written permission of the author. This story may be freely distributed with this notice attached, as long as no charge is made for it and it isn't changed in any way. If it is archived or displayed, it is done so with the understanding that the author will have unrestricted...

The Candy Factory

by Thundra26 on Apr 29, 2025

There was an innovative candy maker that was known throughout the world. They traveled to many countries, selling chocolate and sweets to kids and adults alike. With the gradual accumulation of wealth and fame, they eventually came to the idea of having their own candy factory. They settled down built this enormous candy factory in a small town, the largest...

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The Problem with Monsanto

by JagFarlane on Sep 16, 2017
Reviews & Essays

According to the calendar, despite the fact that there is a growing layer of snow upon the soil outside my house, it's supposed to be Spring. With Spring there's the promise of many things, warmer weather, flowers blooming, and fresh fruits and vegetables on their way. For many homeowners this means dealing with their lawns and in particular, dealing with th...

Cum Gum

by WFEATHER on Sep 12, 2017
Humor & Satire

I recently was paying for a drink at a local 7-Eleven when a new product on the counter caught my eye: coffee-flavored gum. The coffee-flavored gum really surprised me – not that it existed, but the fact that it had taken this long for someone to finally make coffee-flavored gum. That set my mind in motion, and very quickly, I conceived of a new product: c...

Big Brother does the Laundry

by RobertVance on Mar 25, 2019
Sci-Fi & Fantasy

All of the technologies depicted in this story exists now. Like individual words in the dictionary it is how they are put together that creates something new. Thanks to Green MGB for editing! ***** Hearings! More bloody hearings! I won't be testifying at these anymore than I did the others, I won't be making an appearance. As much as they'd like to, they...