My editor came into my cubicle, all six foot plus of him, and said, "Dude, I can always count on you to be playing something from The Pussycat Dolls." I cracked a grin. "Always." "What is it about them, anyway?" "Dude, like you have to ask?" I started to launch into a detailed explanation. But he made a stop gesture. "Dude, forget it, I'm just razzing wi...
Note- I do not own the rights to the Asterix work and do not claim to do so. The characters portrayed here do not reflect those in the comics. Nor have I ever met Nicole and this story is total fiction./ xxx Having been fired yet again by Simon Cowell, Nicole found herself with some time to spare for a vacation. The gorgeous singer and dancer flew to Hawa...
The following is a fictional parody, not approved of, nor authorized by, the celebrities named. None of the events are true. This fictitious parody is protected speech under Hustler Magazine, Inc., et. al. v. Jerry Falwell. No harm is intended toward the celebrities named. Furthermore, publication of any and all trademarks contained herein are not aut...
I was sitting at my desk, staring at the photo of Nicole Scherzinger on the cover wearing that black leather skirt, and remembering what happened after I got that photo, when my phone rang. "John Libby." "Hi John, this is Cynthia Williams at the Assignment Editor's desk. How are you?" At the sound of that husky yet smooth ebony voice, I shifted in my seat...
The following is a fictional parody, not approved of, nor authorized by, the celebrities named. None of the events are true. This fictitious parody is protected speech under Hustler Magazine, Inc., et. al. v. Jerry Falwell. No harm is intended toward the celebrities named. Furthermore, publication of any and all trademarks contained herein are not aut...
I had gotten off at Honolulu International Airport and checked into a hotel. It was unbearably hot and I was wearing a Hawaiian shirt, half open with nothing on underneath, shorts and sandals. If anyone from back in L.A was to see me dressed like this they would seriously take the piss out of me, the guy never seen in anything but Armani, dressed as a beach...
The following is a fictional parody, not approved of, nor authorized by, the celebrities named. None of the events are true. This fictitious parody is protected speech under Hustler Magazine, Inc., et. al. v. Jerry Falwell. No harm is intended toward the celebrities named. Furthermore, publication of any and all trademarks contained herein are not aut...
Note- third entry in this series. Treat it as if it were an X rated spoof of the Sean Connery movie. Mila Kunis is Annie, Nicole Scherzinger is Pocahontas, and adult movie star James Deen as Billy. xxx Texas, 1881 It was the inevitable suggestion of that brilliant adventurer and big game hunter, Professor Allan Quatemain, that there should be a female ve...
The story consists of the following characters – Myself - Poornima My husband – Ashwin My friends – Shweta, Shaila, Priyanka ***** It was a lazy Saturday. One of those days when you just really don't feel like doing anything, but lay around naked and have sex. My friend Shweta called me and asked if I cared if she came over. Of course, I didn't, Sh...
The sun was beginning to set and cast bright brilliantly colored streaks of light through the front windows of Frills and Thrills. Carrie was behind the circular cash wrap desk which was situated fifteen feet back from the front door, giving everyone who worked there an instant view of whoever walked in. She idly stared out the windows at the infrequent peop...