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Klondike Cockatiel

by OneSilky on Sep 17, 2017
Non-Erotic

Come closer children, and I shall reveal to you one of the stories they don't teach in school. This is what history is really about: dreams, and fools, and the times when the two cross paths. In the early days of the last century, rumor held that great fortunes were to be made by any w ho were hardy enough to go to the great frozen wastes of northern most...

Whatever Happened to FTDS?

by FinishTheDamnStory on Sep 13, 2017
Non-Erotic

~ * ~ * ~ * ~ * ~ * ~ * ~ Who is FTDS and where has he been? ~ * ~ * ~ * ~ * ~ * ~ * ~ There may be a few readers who wonder whatever happened to FinishTheDamnStory aka FTDS? I think it's time to clear that up. Perhaps more than time. FTDS is a collaboration of two authors. One was the driving force behind the plots and ideas, the other was the man who...

Paradise on Cloud Nine

by sweet_lusciousdesire on Sep 16, 2017
Anal

It all starts with the imagination. That is where intrigue, lust, and sensuous desires are created. Sanity knew there was wildness in her spirit that deserved to be explored. She had decided to satisfy herself with an erotic escape. It was her first time. Her first attempt. She knew she would savor this erotic experience and relive it in orgasmic bliss ove...

Paige Ch. 23: PAPARAZZI

by SZENSEI on Mar 25, 2019
Exhibitionist & Voyeur

"Wake your ass up." Lonnie Turner crept into his daughter's bedroom as she lay nude atop her covers, her rose colored pedestal fan blowing over her succulent body. It had turned out to be a warm night last evening. A hard swat on the ass, she yelps jumping into a defensive roll, feet poised to kick at him. "DON'T DO THAT." She stares up at him fearfully. "...

Two Girl's Golden Lust

by KindEyes on Jul 4, 2018
Fetish

Preface: Greenfield Park is a beautiful suburban recreation area located less than 15 minutes from downtown. Everything anyone could want is there. A huge municipal swimming pool, water slides, playground, basketball courts, picnic shelters, an 18 hole golf course, bike trails...and walking trails. It's on the walking trails that our story begins. This is t...

Flapper Dick Ch. 05

by emap on Sep 15, 2017
Novels and Novellas

Not really anything to mention this time, but doing it anyway since I am evil and underhanded that way. There is a new addition, got a breezer now, it is a Dodge Brothers Roadster, convertible in case you missed that part. I have no idea if a roadster is always a convertible for then so I simply said roadster. I don't know mostly because I didn't look that...

The Trip Home

by duckiesmut on Sep 17, 2017
Non-Erotic

Every Valentine's Day since I had left for graduate school, I stepped up onto the old gray train heading home. I made the trip for Easter and Christmas, but those visits were for my family. They were happy, full times of laughter, general silliness, and catching up for the past few months. We would spend time chatting with grandmas, grandpas, uncles and seco...

A Scene From Rumpleton Manor

by Silverslacker70 on Oct 6, 2020
Exhibitionist & Voyeur

Veronica Lavingham's schtick was - spinster "d'un certain age", still hot in the middle. She sent in her show reel with an introductory profile which said: "Veronica's secret appointments with the camera are treated like dates to be seduced. She bathes and then she powders and perfumes. On top, she is all elegance. But underneath is a show-all exhibitionist...

The Night Away

by exclusivegames on Sep 17, 2017
Loving Wives

Michelle knew Phil was up to something especially when he said he was nipping out and Michelle was to meet him at the bar, putting an end to her ideas of a shower together. However it did at least give her chance to get ready in peace and after bathing and slipping on her open fronted thong, hold-ups and bra along with her thin dressing gown, she was just d...

Gone Too Far

by teegee103 on Sep 14, 2017
Exhibitionist & Voyeur

Synopsis: Chelsea and Jim are transplants from Iowa to California. Their California neighbors invite them to a nude "welcome to the neighborhood party" but the modest Iowans aren't sure they can bare all. * The California sun was lazily rising above the mountain ridges in the Central Valley as Jim and Chelsea Jennings made breakfast in their new home in t...