John was 72. His days of beautiful girlfriends, always on their knees were over. Girls simply were not interested in him any more. He was just too old. But he was still horney, very horney. He decided to take an adult education class. It had lots of old women in it. Then one, Sue came over to talk to him. She was about 55 and clearly interested. Her husban...
It was the trip my wife and I had been planning for a year. We were soon to celebrate our 25th anniversary and had decided to splurge on our selves. I loved golf and Gloria, my wife, had been an accomplished equestrian back in college. We were both going to enjoy our hobbies during the day and dine and relax in the evenings. Even after having two children,...
Vol. 4: Defense of the Realm It was a sad day when the messenger arrived to announce that my uncle, the king, had passed away. It was also exciting; I had come to know my cousin very well when I first began my knight's training, and now he would become King Edelbert III. I packed up with my entourage—my sister Elizabeth, my consorts Eve and Arianna, plus si...
This is a work of fiction. Any resemblance to real people is purely coincidental. * November is a good time of year to enjoy sunshine in the Canary Islands. Lying off the coast of north west Africa, this scattering of Spanish islands is oven baked during the summer months of June, July and August, but the fierce heat of mid-summer eventually gives way to...
The name is Mitchell Saint James. This here is the story of what I've done. I am a district attorney working for the city of Brockton, Massachusetts. A six-foot-one, lean and black-haired, green-eyed Caucasian male of English and Norwegian descent in his early thirties. By day, I lead a normal life in most aspects. Just a single heterosexual white male profe...
"I swear to you, I don't usually do things like this." The compulsion to defend my honor drops the words off my tongue right as I'm noticing their incongruence; this is how I know I'm out of it, and part of me goes cold and clenches, bracing for impact. "Things like what?" she asks, laughing behind the words as she drops her purse onto something solid in th...
Feedback is welcome. Before we were married my wife (Dee) and I rented a nice 4 bedroom house outside of Brighton that we initially shared with 5 other people from University. Gradually people moved on and eventually we were left to just just the two of us. This meant that our rent was quite steep but having been there so long prices elsewhere had rocketed...
Virginia had been in her 70s at the time that I knew her, she lived next door in the same ratty apartment complex that I did. A lot of "interesting people" in transient had lived in the old place over the decades going from one job to the next so you never really knew your neighbors very long. Mostly down and out oil field trash back in the days when the b...
A collection of arcane and under-appreciated words. Definitions are included, along with clarification. Also, the word is used in a sentence, where appropriate, to indicate its proper usage in everyday language. NOTE: An asterisk (*) following a definition indicates that the word and definition are factual and may be found in any good 40 pound dictionary....
"What the hell is that? Rap? Hip hop?" "Random hip hop song... I... guess?" I offered. "Ugh. Don't you have any Alestorm on your playlist? I definitely feel like listening to 'Rum' or 'Drink!' instead of this crap. This guy... I'm not feeling him." "Are you into pirate metal now?" "You got me hooked on it," she admitted, "so, do you have it?" "Lemme che...