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He met me at the door, slapping his hand over my shoulder, "Buddy, come on in; the game's about to start. I'm glad you could make it...been looking forward to our game night." "What're you drinking, there?" I held up a 6-pack, I had in my hand. "I know you'll like this." "Excellent!" "Timing's spot-on...the pizza just came...lets go open a couple beers a...
I got a text on my phone while I was at work from Joey telling me to stop by after work for a PT session at 5:00, which was kind of odd, but beginning to know Joey, not too odd. I texted back that I would be there, even though I was not scheduled for a PT session. I have learned that she can schedule me and not be charged to my insurance, so I assumed this w...
Why isn't it okay for me to say what I really think? I guess it's okay to mention it in passing as long as I give it neither inflection nor importance. I can make silly jokes, as long as they're immediately qualified by a statement of other, more important attributes. And why, when I live in a society that celebrates breasts, especially large ones, why can't...
Ooohhh, aarrrggggh, aaahh, mmmmm, eeeehaaaa, aaarrrr, yeaaaaa, harder-faster, oooohhhh Ggggodddd, pound me harder, deeper-deeper oh yes!!!!!!!!!!, swallow bitch, take it all, squeeze it all out! Ok, now that I got some of the favorite sex sound effects out of the way for those of you that have to have them, I can get on with the story. This is, by the way,...
A squeal of terror roars from my plump, cherry lips as the grubby pirate splits the front of my white silk wedding gown with his blood-stained knife, exposing my full, round breasts to the brisk air of his filthy quarters. His pupils dilate as he gawks at my puckered nipples. A dribble of drool trickles from the corner of his reeking mouth as he blindly she...
The Bet – Fantasy Realized Just before Christmas, my wife and I made a bet during a discussion we were having. I should have known when we were betting about who had performed in a particular film, but I was sure... The terms of the bet were that the loser would have to be the "slave" to the other for the next two weeks. We looked up the answer, and of cour...
Jeremy stared down along the supple, arched back of the young woman his fat dick was wedged into, the warm chocolate of his skin in stark contrast to her creamy complexion. As she bucked and squirmed, impaled on his pistoning shaft, the tattoo along her sweat-slickened spine seemed to dance in front of his eyes. Like a bull he rammed into her, cleaving the l...
Scott and Carol were an ordinary couple living in an ordinary house in an ordinary community. Carol is an ordinary housewife and Scott is an ordinary 9 to 5 vice-president at an almost ordinary advertising agency. He goes to work from Monday through Friday and Carol spends her time watching Oprah and soap operas. Their sex life has been ordinary as well but...
As you stare in the mirror you take in your figure, as always you are displeased with how you look, you dislike the extra weight you carry but are told by friends that this could be sexy to the right person, but where is this guy who is passionate about you are, who will desire nothing more than to make intimate love to you exactly the way you are without ev...