Here's how to change a starter motor on a car. Have a cigarette. And a coffee. Step outside and look at the car. Adopt a daunted expression. Pop the bonnet of the car. The bonnet is situated where the hood should be if the car was situated several thousand miles west. ;) Glance under the bonnet at the engine. Adopt an EVEN more daunted expression. These...
This past spring I decided to drive up to our summer cottage on the lake. I packed cleaning supplies in anticipation of spending the day cleaning and getting the cottage ready for the summer season that was soon to be upon us. My summer place is about two hours drive from the city where I live. The cottage used to belong to my grandpa; when he died a number...
"Give me a moment," Margaret told him as the orgasm began to subside. "My name is Gloria and I noticed your lady here not doing well. I helped keep her steady as I tried to see if I could assist her," she explained. "Thank you," Scott said as he took his wife in his arms. Margaret's senses were returning when she noticed the hot Latin guy next to Scott. E...
NOTE: The story will be more enjoyable and make more sense if chapter one is read first. However, just a brief recap--Jean "kidnaps" Karin for a surprise fantasy weekend of amazing lovemaking and all sorts of pleasurable debauchery. He has a beautiful weekend planned and has paid attention to all the details to make it just perfect. He has pleasured her unti...
Not too long ago, Jeremy and I were sitting at our favorite sports bar waiting for the game to start just BS’n and arguing about which waitress had the best looking legs. Jeremy informed me that he and Lucy had just broke off their relationship but not before Lucy treated him to what he said was the best foot job he had ever experienced. He went so far as to...
I scheduled my flight back home a day early because I only flew to Miami to break up with my long distance girlfriend Jessica. It was only 7 months since she moved from L.A. to finish school. I loved her but I really missed having sex. I need physical contact. She's not into open relationships and I'm only 22. They'll be plenty of fish in my sea. It slippe...
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So Jodi and have been married for a long time now, almost 15 years and in the last three or four years our sex life has gotten, well, different. I had long been masturbating to porn on the internet and my taste in stuff has change and gotten weird. I love cock and ball torture, and have even gotten my lovely wife Jodi to start giving me a few good beatings....
This is a freaky ass fucktastic sex parody... It ain't real... But it's hot "I invited both you ladies here tonight, to do a spread, that'll knock out every other porn mag spread. It's, Cardi B vs Nikki Minaj. Two hotties showing those hot ass bodies. "Well daddy.... You can see my hot ass body anytime you want... but that bitch, can suck a dick. Ho." Card...
Short stories series about trashy motherfuckers in the trailer park... Simple and to the point... Sleazy and filthy as fuck... Offensive as hell... Parody Period! "Damn, bitch! Suck my nut! Drink that shit! Ahhhhhhhhhhh. Good ho." My mama (Kelly Madison) sucking me off. Drinking my creamy ball dessert, not spilling a damn drop. I grab her blonde head and ra...