The following is a true story that just happened to me some time ago... I sometimes get bored and tired when my woman turns me down for some basic loving. ESPECIALLY when it comes down to getting' some head. Sometimes, I prefer that over getting in the pussy...ANYWAYS, here is my story. So this one Saturday was a VERY lazy day; me and woman went out on Fri...
This is a parody... It is not real I was looking at my newest fitness client, Jwoww, from the TV show Jersey Shore. She had been trying to schedule an appointment with me for awhile, but I was out of town with my girl, Kim Kardashian. We were on vacation in Jamaica and I had just gotten back. Plus I had to fly across country to New Jersey to work with Jwoww...
I am writing to you from Fountain, a beautiful small college town named after the local spring water. My name is Wesley Dodge, and I am an adjunct professor at the University who also owns a small book store in town. My late wife Emma ran the store for me until a few months ago, and I've felt the loneliness of her loss terribly. My grief has blocked me out...
She sat at her desk staring at the clock on the telephone. She could not stop thinking about the email he sent her. "Come to my desk at lunch....Everyone else left for the restaurant. No one is around." And the last brief sentence triggered another anxious wave of need, "Take off your panties." She quickly hit the Lunch Out tab on the digital timecard when t...
"Man, would you look at that." choked chubby grocery bag boy Jimmy Jones to his best friend Tony Jacks. "I would give up Hostess Cupcakes for a year just to look at where they pee from." "I can fuck em both!" boasted 18 year old Tony cupping the crotch of his Docker Cargo shorts. "Make em both cum too!" Jimmy whom just celebrated his eighteenth birthday, w...
The Boss Gets Her Big Ass Banged Ch. 02 Ok, this is the continuation from my wonderful opportunity to fuck my boss. As a bit of a synopsis: At the time, I was a 34-year-old associate with a large law firm in Maryland. One of the partners whom I worked for was a beautiful sista who I later discovered was 12 years my senior at 46. Rachael, my boss, was about...
Sex Is My Hustle By : DickThePimp "Is James back from Vegas yet?" "No, mom. He's on his way, but he's not here yet." "Khloe sent me a bunch of pictures. She's so happy." "I know. She sent me a bunch too. They did the ceremony with her riding James. (Giggling)... it looked so hot." (Licking her full, smooth, luscious lips, rubbing her pussy through her s...
There were dark moments. Times when I felt trapped inside my own body, unable to make eye contact for the fear that the world would see what I was really feeling, my torn soul. So I looked away, unable to reach out and touch those standing a mere arms reach away; the frustration, the anger, the self-loathing, the pain, overwhelming, I am stronger than thi...
When my girlfriend found out that I was intersexed she could not pull her clothes or mine off fast enough. She just had to see my dick, her curiosity was more than she could control. She pulled at my jeans as I lay back on the couch, telling her that she should take it slow because this was going to be shocking to her. I already knew that woman are clueless...
I tossed and turned and couldn't fall back to sleep. My gorgeous friend Holly and I were on a camping trip. Out of nowhere, Holly's boyfriend Rick showed up and now it was the three of us. Holly send most of her time making out with her boyfriend, while I tried to enjoy the sights and sounds of mother nature. It got dark and cold quick and before you knew...