Just why are men's balls on the outside of their bodies, when their counterparts, the ovaries are tucked inside a woman's body. Scientists say that they need to be cooler than the body to produce sperm, yet men bake them at their body's temperature inside under and outer garments. Others might say that the balls are the way to a man's heart. They have as par...
To prepare properly for the bachelorette party that Lisa had me lined up for, I decided to take Kaye's advice and enlisted the help of a professional. With a couple of hours I had the basics down, not saying it was easy to learn, but at least I wasn't going in blind. To be sure, I roped Gary in to do the party with me, splitting the proceeds 50/50. He seemed...
Not too long ago, Jeremy and I were sitting at our favorite sports bar waiting for the game to start just BS’n and arguing about which waitress had the best looking legs. Jeremy informed me that he and Lucy had just broke off their relationship but not before Lucy treated him to what he said was the best foot job he had ever experienced. He went so far as to...
Sarkopheros Says: The conclusion to the Brod: Elasticity miniseries! It's a lot of fun if I say so myself. And wow, this story ended up being immense. Not only is it the biggest Brod (how appropriate) but it's the biggest story I've written for you so far. 12,312 words. I know that quantity is not quality, but let me tell you, this is a fun ride. If you...
!Announcement! The Arena found its next contestants! The rules of the Arena are clear: no killing, no clothes, and no restrictions on dirty moves. Fighters can utilize some non-fair tactics like punching and kicking below the belt, biting, clawing, holding or tackling your opponent and so on, no fouls whatsoever. The match ends when every opponent is knock...
Jon had invited me to spend another weekend at his place with another of his friends. I always find his friends to be interesting so I accepted. Jon had given me a garage door opener and a key to his home after my first visit. He met me as I parked my car in the garage. He was wearing his usual skimpy European swimsuit. “Hi Brad, you’re in the same bedroom a...
*** Sarkopheros Says: If you read my last foreword, you know I wasn't sure if this story would be well-received. The people spoke, and you wanted more Jedi Jae! Plus, I wanted to write more. This story is funny to write. And sexy, of course. Anyway, same tropes/kinks as before, but I ramped things up for this one. There is one sequence which I don't know...
BOOOOOMMMM!! The thunderclap and lightening startled everyone in the terminal at Ronald Reagan International Airport. Lamar Johnson shook his head and looked down sadly. He knew he wasn't getting to Atlanta tonight. As hard as it is was storming in DC, he knew it was ten times worse in Atlanta. They still hadn't announced it yet, but he knew his flight to At...
The tall, dark haired woman knocked on the door of the Harry Dick Detective Agency. After a moment of silence, she turned the doorknob, opened the door and stepped into the office. "Hello? Mr. Dick?" she called. "Just a minute," came a muffled voice from the back. Harry Dick put down the TWAT magazine he had been reading and stood, pulled his pants up an...
"Holy shit," Jason thought to himself as he gazed in a boredom-induced trance at the seat in front of him in his History class, "How could God create something so perfect?" The object of his wonder wasn't so much the seat in front of him but what sat in it. He worshipped Carmen Garrett's ass for a solid three hours a week. It was perfect in every way. Carme...