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What the Facel is a Fucking Vega?

by Ephesus14 on Apr 22, 2019
Romance

WARNING: This is not a BTB story. Nobody cheats and no spouses are shared. There is very little sex. My thanks once again to sbrooks103x. What the Facel is a fucking Vega? ... Or I was lucky to take it in the rear! I don't know a Ford from a Nissan without looking at the nameplate, so when the ugly blue car rear ended my Wrangler while I was stopped at...

Who Killed Jenny Schecter? Ch. 13

by OGSalli on Jun 9, 2020
Celebrities & Fan Fiction

Chapter 13 Hit-and-RunOn Monday Shane was twenty minutes late for their 9 a.m. meeting in the conference room. "She just texted me, she's on her way," Lauren told Carmen as she came in and sat down. "She must have had a romantic, candlelit evening," Carmen said, taking the lid off her paper cup of coffee and offering Lauren a donut from the bag she'd broug...

The Dripping Tap

by VeniVici on Sep 13, 2017
Erotic Couplings

"Oh, he's here. Just coming up the path right now. I'll have to go and let him in." "Don't do anything I'd love to do. I know you Zil, you can't say no when it comes to a well-hung stud. No man is ever safe alone with you." "Chance would be a fine thing, anyway he's rather old and looks highly respectable. Look I must go Jane ... I'll ring you later, okay?...

Sophia Finally Enjoys Sex

by egmontgrigor2010 on Sep 13, 2017
Erotic Couplings

Dressed only in a gown Sophia Shelton answered the door and looked at the thickset guy in white overalls who said, "You have some internal plaster cracks requiring attention?" She flared, "You were supposed to be here ten days ago." "So you want me to leave and smack myself for being a bad boy and go to a household requiring interior plastering remedial wo...

What Feats He Did That Day Pt. 01

by MarshAlien on Sep 12, 2017
Sci-Fi & Fantasy

CHAPTER ONE This dream stunk. It literally stunk. I couldn't recall ever smelling anything in a dream before, and I hoped to God this wasn't a permanent change. Or if it was, that my future dreams would be a lot more fragrant than this one. I was striding through an encampment of soldiers who obviously hadn't bathed in the last two months. That alone, the...

Things Happen For A Reason Ch. 06

by chezshirecat on Sep 18, 2017
Novels and Novellas

It was a damn strange feeling to walk into your own apartment and not recognize a thing, Luke thought as he glanced around the tiny place with a sense of déjà vu. He'd had this same feeling when Sarah had taken him home a couple of months ago. This place had none of the warmth or feeling Sarah's home had, he had to admit. There was hardly any furniture and...

When We Were Married Ch. 04B

by DanielQSteele1 on Sep 18, 2017
Loving Wives

Chapter 04B RIDING THE TIGER Thursday, July 21, 2005 -- 9:30 a.m. My name is Bill Maitland, I am an Assistant State Attorney in Jacksonville, Florida, the number two man in the office that prosecutes wrong doers. I can honestly say that I have never seen an expression like the one that Austin D. (for Dallas) Edwards, AKA The Big Man, wore on his face as...

First Death Pt. 09

by AfterDusk on Dec 11, 2018
Novels and Novellas

A note from AfterDusk: Sorry for the delay, Matthew has been oddly quiet this past month. Thanks for your patience! I'll do my best to keep the ball rolling. -AD ***** Hiro and Kaito were waiting for me in the foyer; just outside was a large black SUV parked in the curved driveway. I sat in the back, Hiro up front while Kaito drove. Even in the dark I wa...

Death of a Toolman

by cookiejar on Sep 15, 2017
Humor & Satire

The voices were low, a small buzz that paired with the organ music. I watched as my Aunt Helen dabbed her eyes and wailed, "Oh, he looks so natural!" Natural! I looked dead! Never mind, her heart was in the right place. Looking down on myself in my coffin, I wondered how I had come to this. It brought back the old Three Stooges line, "Dead! I don't want to b...

Athena Station Pt. 01

by wrangler__78 on Sep 25, 2017
Romance

Author's note: This is my first attempt at writing anything. I would appreciate your feedback. I hope you all enjoy it. ***** Tim Bradshaw ran the diagnostics on the uplinks to the various satellites on the Communications panel, and verified that the signal strength remained constant. It was always constant, but it was one of those boring tasks that had to...