"Oops, oh man, I'm so sorry," Alia Patwardhan said sheepishly, looking at the tall young Black man standing at a corner of the elevator began sniffing the air. That's when his lip curled in distaste, and his eyes widened in surprise. For a certain tall, Hijab-wearing young Indian Muslim woman just let loose a thunderously loud fart, less than a meter from hi...
"I live a life of sin," I whispered to myself as I sat on the third floor of the Carleton University library, the supposed quiet floor. I've been coming to this spot long before I became a vampire. For ages it was my refuge. Indeed, from 2008 to 2012, I was a student at this very school. I earned a bachelor's degree in Criminology from Carleton University. F...
Qualities one looks for in a husband, now that's easy to define, Maryam Marid thought to herself, smiling. Looking at her lover, Paul Saint-Germain, she ran her hand through his short, kinky hair. All I need is you babe, Maryam said contentedly. Taking her small, delicate hand in his, Paul brought it to his lips. You are my world Miss Yemen, he grinned, appr...
"Zeinab Al-Sharif, you do not at the present time meet the Immigration & Refugee Board's Criteria and Conditions for refugee protection, therefore, your request for political asylum has been denied," read the letter from Citizenship & Immigration Canada, and Zeinab Al-Sharif shook her head, and sighed deeply. This was the end of all hope for her. Having deni...
"Theodore, I fear that this is the end of our kind," Jesula Etienne said, and the six-foot-tall, curvy, statuesque Haitian-Canadian beauty raked her tongue over her lips, revealing pearly white fangs as she flashed me a fatalistic smile. Jesula looked quite fetching in a Black leather jacket over ripped blue jeans and Black cowboy boots, I must say. Too bad...
"A lot of Arabs are racist toward Africans, even in Canada," the young Middle-Eastern woman sitting across from me said with a sigh, looking at me as I got ready to get off the OC Transpo bus at Baseline Station. I looked at her and shrugged as I exited the bus. Everyone on the bus was looking at me but at this point, I didn't give a damn. Sometimes, a broth...
5000 words. Tags: baywatch, victoria's secret, Carmen Electra, Alessandra Ambrosio, Stacy Kamano, Gigi Hadid, Brande Roderick, double blowjob, trailer sex, Hollywood This chapter has benefited greatly from editing by my "picador", Nick. Apologies for the long absence as life got in the way. ******************** This is the ninth in an open ended "celeb ha...
If you're Somali, and happen to be gay, lesbian or bisexual, it's probably a good idea to keep it to yourself. Well, if you want to live, that is. Sometimes, I wonder what brings more pain into my complex life, my sexual orientation or, ahem, the other thing. That which marks me as different from the rest of humanity. What am I talking about? I'll get to tha...
Girls Only Party I drove down to my sister Katie's house in Carlsbad on Saturday morning to spend the weekend with her and her girlfriend Brandi. I live in North Orange County so it was only an hour drive. She's 25 and I'm 24 so we grew up together and were always friends. We shared our lives and often asked the other for advice about sex as we went throu...
Winter comes to Ottawa, Ontario. Just another day for me. I look out the window from my apartment in the neighborhood of Vanier, right across from the Park. There's snow everywhere. Hard to believe that it was bitterly cold yet dazzlingly bright yesterday. I get up, and walk from the kitchen to make myself a cup of coffee. Another year has gone by, and I'm s...