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Chinese Piano Accordion-Good or Bad

by SusanJillParker on Sep 26, 2017
Non-Erotic

There are no underage characters in this story. All characters are over the age of 18-years-old. Buyer beware. Are Chinese piano accordions any good or are they all bad? The good, the bad, and the truth about Chinese accordions. Something you may or may not know about me from reading my stories but I used to play piano and my four, much older brothers all...

Neighborhood Dad Ch. 11

by LittleHenry on Sep 13, 2017
Mature

Over the weekend I spent a lot of time on eBay and Craigslist checking on guitar prices. I found a couple of guitars that sounded promising. Randi was busy working all weekend, but had Monday evening free. When Paige and I returned from basketball practice, Randi stopped by. She pulled off her winter coat to reveal a form-fitting cable-knit sweater and t...

Alejandra

by DaveDevlin on Sep 16, 2017
Interracial Love

After leaving the lab, Alejandra rode her bike to the studio and sweated out an hour's session of bikram yoga. The studio was packed on this Saturday morning. When it was over, she wiped the perspiration from her face and neck with a towel and put her black, horn-rimmed glasses back on. She checked out the community bulletin board and said her goodbyes befor...

Fly Blackbird Fly

by Jody M Lee on Sep 15, 2017
Non-Erotic

Derek could not believe it. Standing in the performing area of his bar were the three surviving members of the greatest rock band in the world: The Beatles. The thirteen or fourteen patrons were all just as surprised as Derek at this wonderful, but unexpected, surprise. A supposedly normal Tuesday night of beers and chicken wings turned into a reunion of m...

Pick Me

by SheWritesErotica on Aug 7, 2019
Erotic Couplings

Holy shit, the guy was the spitting image of Adam Levine, right down to the smoldering gaze. Karrie stopped just inside the doorway to admire the view. Mr. Sexy was assisting a middle-aged woman who looked very much out of place in the cramped guitar showroom. While Karrie was waiting, she busied herself by looking at the staggering number of guitars coverin...

True-Life Confessions of a CD

by Nils Huim on Nov 25, 2017
Transsexuals & Crossdressers

November 3 My hole is sore. But it's a good kind of sore. It feels s-t-r-e-t-c-h-e-d. More on the reason for this in a minute. Sex-wise I had a good day yesterday—one of the best ever. I invited three guys over to my house and two showed. (The third emailed me later saying he'd fallen asleep. "Are you available tomorrow?" "NO!") For fickle Craigslist, espe...

The Beauty of Music

by Kyoketsu_Shoge on Sep 16, 2017
NonHuman

Special thanks to my brother for the concept, because without his guitar knowledge, I would be at a complete loss for words This story is the first in what will hopefully be a long chain of good times. Comments and constructive criticism is always welcome.. "You're a true beauty, my dear," Mike cooed as he stroked the slender neck of his latest love. Mik...

Life Goes On Ch. 08

by Tall_cool_one on Sep 12, 2017
Novels and Novellas

'Ain't it funny how time slips away?' Cool thought to himself, as he drove south on the old familiar highway along the ocean side. 'Seems like just yesterday that I was giving thought to getting married myself and now there's about to be a whole rash of it going on.' Dennis and Debbie, along with Gerald and Susan, Dennis' mother, were planning a huge weddin...

The Beauty of Music Ch. 02

by Kyoketsu_Shoge on Sep 16, 2017
NonHuman

This is the (I hope) much anticipated sequel to "The Beauty of Music", and there will be more to come. Lots of guitars out there to inspire me. Look forward to more Gibson, Fender, Rickenbacker, Ibanez, and more. As long as the rave reviews keep coming, you can expect more guitar-goodness. \m/ When we last left our beloved protagonist, Mike had finished a...

Meeting Master, Meeting Myself

by sdbnnc on Sep 17, 2017
BDSM

Before I met Master, my life involved very few connections or interactions with other people -- I lived almost completely in my head. I attended college and earned a degree; I worked hard at my chosen profession. I made and kept a small group of very close friends. I even maintained close family ties. But my true self was kept secret -- even from the public,...