Humor & Satire
This is in homage to rpsuch. He started this whole thing. Blame him!
This is a humorous discussion of avoiding the pitfalls of adultery.
Hotels
Always count the smoke detectors in your hotel room. If there is more then one, get out, hopefully before she gets there!
Never go to a cheap motel with outside doors and windows. Always close the curtains all th...
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Dr. Clam
on Sep 19, 2017
Erotic Couplings
It was the Friday before a national holiday on Monday, and the appointment schedule was full of idle time. I had decided the night before that I would use the spare hours to reduce the load of paperwork that had been piling up during the past two weeks. Once I settled into my office and started filling out the forms, it didn't take very long for me to decide...
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by
DirtyJJ
on Sep 11, 2017
Erotic Couplings
I walk over to your desk knowing just what I am going to say.
“I bet you haven’t hit a lick all day.” Around the office that was our way of joking that no work was getting done at all.
“Lick this,” you say… the smart-ass response I knew I would get.
“What did I tell you I would do the next time you told me to ‘Lick this’? Do you remember?”
Your eyes look...
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by
Just Plain Bob
on Sep 17, 2017
Loving Wives
About an hour from now, Larry, one of my coworkers is going to pay me a visit. I will greet him with a passionate kiss (lots of tongue - he likes that) and then I will take him upstairs to my bedroom. I will do a sexy strip for him (leaving on only my high heels) and then I will help him take off his clothes. I will push him back on the bed, kneel between hi...
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by
Pearl_Necklace
on Sep 12, 2017
Fetish
"I need you to switch my three o'clock and my four o'clock around, I won't get out of here by five otherwise," said Mr. Smith as we stopped in front of his executive elevator. "I told my wife I'd be home right at five-thirty."
I flicked my wrist to check my watch, it was almost noon, we had just finished lunch. I marked it down in my leather folio.
"Should...
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by
Gslams69
on Aug 21, 2019
Interracial Love
As Julie sat down at her desk, her cell phone pinged. She looks at the text. It's a vid clip of her sucking James' cock. The message says "Lawrence and me need our cocks sucked at lunch or this goes to hubby and the boss. James".
She knew that James intended to blackmail her into having sex with Lawrence and him. What he didn't know was that when she woke a...
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by
Yourmastermarcus
on Dec 2, 2019
Erotic Couplings
Clock chimed 7 p.m. as he shifted in his mahogany chair. He had been noting down the agenda for his next meeting. Roshi quietly slipped inside his office from the side door. She was in a single piece of maroon and her hair neatly pulled in a tight ponytail. She walked slowly, near his chair and kneeled down by his side and crawled under his oval desk. People...
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MiddlinJoe
on Sep 14, 2020
Erotic Couplings
Yes, my nipples become like pylons when I have to go into those buildings where the AC is like a meat locker. No, I can't help it, except when I can.....
Take this damn clinic. It was freezing and I was losing blood.
OK, technically, I was selling blood.
I had had the virus, and now they wanted my plasma. Good money. Maybe someone lived.
For five days, I...
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by
DurtyWriter
on Oct 6, 2020
Exhibitionist & Voyeur
Teacher's Pet
My history teacher is 6' black hair and oh so muscular and cute. I daydream him sucking my little "A" cup titties and pounding my tiny cunt with his huge cock. I scream for him to fuck harder as his balls slam against my clit.
"Lexi, Lexi." Are we keeping you awake?" I heard Mr. Buckles ask. I snapped out of my day dream with the class laughi...
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by
Salacious_Scribe
on Jul 30, 2019
Erotic Couplings
© 2015 by Salacious Scribe and Saxon Heart. All Rights Reserved. Posted with permission
Author's note:
This story was written by two randomly paired authors as part of a contest on an erotic story site. They took the premise of the contest and their real names first names, and came up with this story.
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Marie Ormond was glad to be leaving...
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