I went to the office at around seven and had my breakfast there. The Feds building was staffed around the clock, consequently the officer's mess never closed. The food was every inch as good as the food in the hotel and only about a third of the price. Not that the prices at the hotel worried me, but why pay more than you have to? "You are bright and early...
I am a strong believer of human rights. I think the right of women and men to live happy, fulfilling lives belongs to everyone. I have no problem with gay people and the right to marry. Now for those that disagree I respect your belief, but I want you to take a moment and not simply think of sexuality from a moral aspect but rather a scientific aspect that j...
In my day, Vampires sucked blood, not cock! I looked disgustedly at the Twilight book inside the Barnes and Nobles bookstore, and sighed. The clerk, a skinny white chick dressed in the gothic fashion, shot me a dirty look. For the thousandth time I found myself cursing this strange, confusing age in which I have been awakened. Everybody is staring at me as I...
(I really started this story before introducing my characters but it was rampant in my mind and so I typed this first, hence the "B" of Chapter 1. Perhaps later, I will finish Chapter 1-A but for now, I think it is a delightful mystery for you readers to just enjoy... which I hope you do.) * Her steps were shuffled, as if she purposely kept them quieted. T...
John was still in the bus one moment, when suddenly everything froze around him. He thought he was dreaming at first, but when he did not wake up from the dream he stood up from his seat. No one was moving. He glanced over at the sexy girl he saw across the aisle. She was still absolutely sexy in a very revealing blouse, the cleavage almost going down to h...
Horse CondomEdited by Thegreat_pretender "So, how long have you two been married?" Keyhole asked as she cut her pancake stack down the middle. "Well, about five years now, hehe, right babe?" Della asked in between shoving pancakes in her mouth. "Yeah, about five years," Willy agreed, taking a bite of her pancakes. "Oh, that's nice! You all seem to get al...
In the land of the dragons the ruler is always passed down to the females, so they always have a Queen. The royal bloodline is followed, but whoever is the strongest and smartest of the females is chosen. If there are no females, then the previous queen takes over till there is one available. If you are queen you need to have three things. The first is...
What would you do if you could live forever? For me, it's a question I fear to ask myself. I'm not sure I would like the answer. My name is Kalibar Barok and I was born in what is today called Tunisia, in Africa. The land in which I was born was once called the Carthaginian Empire. I was born in the summer of 650 B.C. Long before the fall of heroic Carthage...
I submitted a joke, but it was rejected. As a new writer and a man who doesn't read instructions, the minimum 750 word requirement was unknown to me. Being a long-time reader of the Loving Wives category, a satire has always had its appeal. The idea of a combination of the joke and the satire consumed my twisted mind. The original joke is quoted. Everythin...
In this realm where time does not exist, memory is all that we have. I look around me, and as far as I can see, there is nothing but desolation. I hear the screams of the Damned and the laughter of demons. I see the shades of the most wicked men and women who have ever lived. All of these wicked souls come to my realm. From my palace, which some call Pandemo...