Another way I earn my keep is I work three nights and a couple of lunchtimes at a small pub, I don't know what the people pay to use me because either the guys or the landlord make the arrangements without consulting me. I'm told what to do, how to behave and what to wear. But I get to keep my tips, which is cool. Being the pub cunt has a nice additional l...
Author's Note This story has been posted before but was taken down when someone misdescibed it in a report. I'm apolgise to those of you who have read it before. The story is heavily ironic and makes a lot of use of euphemisms. If you expect literal meaning for everythingthen DON'T READ THIS STORY. There is no sex in it, so again if that is what you are loo...
Ariela, Queen of her recently conquered Northern lands, sat perched on her jewel-studded throne reading the letter through, again and again, trying to decide if what it claimed was true. He had been found, it said. She had fought hard in a brutal conflict to reclaim her stolen throne and with it the Kingdom that she now ruled in a new budding empire of dar...
Hey everyone! Time to wrap this story up. Thanks for reading and all the great feedback and your patience with my slow writing! I plan to write more soon. Enjoy! * "An accident?!" Miranda shouted into the intercom's microphone as she scrambled to put her clothes on so she could rush down the stairs to meet the officer at the front door. She pushed the red...
When at college it was a bit lonely staying at my bed-sit. So I was really pleased when my girlfriend Jenny said she would move in with me. On her first day there, I left her to get settled in as I had classes. I was really looking forward to our first evening together but when I returned to the bed-sit, Jenny was very subdued and her eyes were red as though...
I had been asked my triflin' landlord to do something about the antiquated electrical system in the house I was renting from him for a while. He claimed he wanted to do it but couldn't afford it and asked me to be patient. He kept giving me one excuse after another when I told him what had broken down and nothing had been repaired. I had been patient but I h...
She loved her new place and after a month of cleaning, unpacking, rearranging it was time to get that computer hooked up again! Oh how she missed her playful chats, always in a room she created, named to entice the hottest men, the most lustful, into the dirtiest chats possible. Hey, she was all grown up, no harm. She started a room and called it "rent free...
"Gobble Gobble" is Part Six of the sexual story of my life. "Trick or Treat, Daddy?" which was posted on 10/30 was Part Five. I am purging my soul. Telling of my past sins is part of my repentance. All the sorority sisters at that certain institution of higher learning were all packed up to go home for Thanksgiving break. Usually the really bad weather al...
Elise woke to thumping on the door. And by the time she'd realised what was happening it was so silent that for a moment she wasn't sure if she'd dreamt it. But it wasn't a dream. It was the landlord. Bang bang bang. Her stomach gripped, and she subconsciously pulled her legs to her chest. Rent. Why had she chosen to live in an apartment with a landlord th...
Simon Craig was proud of himself. And justifiably, too! He had a stew cooking in the Aga in the vicarage kitchen and had performed the Morning Eucharist to a surprisingly large congregation considering it had been held at 9am on a Thursday morning. He had visited sick and elderly parishioners, giving kind words and prayers for those who wanted one and offer...