Old Man Hausmeister Stories

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Your Momma Betty

by BogartsBoss on Sep 26, 2017
Humor & Satire

"Mitchel! ... Mitchel! ... Ah can't find the TV thing! Excuse me for a minute. Man, you'd think that damn remote woulda grown to her hand by now. Welll, I guess I can't say too much, we're all getting old. But man, she was a pistol in her day. Sherry was always a sweet woman, friendly with everyone; I don't think she has an enemy in three counties. And Fu...

If Your're 18 & Love...a Father

by Mycke on Sep 16, 2017
Romance

Life can be utterly confusing, especially if you are an 18 year old hottie, in love with a man of the clothe. Read on!!! Rachel volunteered for a priest - a man of God. His name was Father David and he was a magnificent man, whose gigantic compassion for others was only equaled by the size of his cock. He was her mentor, and she was his Mary Magdeleine. Ma...

Before Odessa Ch. 02

by shawnsgrl22 on Sep 16, 2017
NonHuman

The loud, dark nightclub was teeming with the nocturnal freaks. Nikolas was enjoying it more than I was. Unfortunately, this seedy place was the norm for vampires like us who wanted to stay out of the spotlight. Anonymous was everyone's name here, and that's the way I wanted to keep it. No doubt mainstream had its privileges, but I'd been there before and...

Richie's Place Ch. 02

by hollywoodjim on Aug 30, 2017
Group Sex

The next few days were incredibly liberating for Elena. She wore nothing but a smile the whole time. The country air felt so nice, and the hot sun felt wonderful on her naked body as she sat outside in the fields with its tall grass. Danny's help was needed with a house that was being renovated so he and Sofia left in their VW Beetle saying they'd be back...

Wheel-Bound Alex

by Momstheboss on Mar 25, 2019
Mature

Alex sat facing the open door in his power wheelchair. He was waiting for his speech therapists, having had a mild stroke 4 months earlier. He and his wife, Jane, had become quite fond of the 40ish-year-old Paula. His wife sat watching TV. "She's here." He soon announced. His speech had vastly improved and he was the nearing the end of his sessions. The t...

Girls Just Want to Tan

by TornConflict on Jul 2, 2019
Group Sex

The following story is my submission for Nude Day Contest 2019. It a bit different from my last few stories as my main character is female. I apologize to any ladies out there now if I butchered the point of view. Also, this piece has less plot than my usual tales. It gets into the action faster than I have in the past. Hope you all like it, I am thinking of...

A Taste of Step-Cock

by SissyTrixy on May 21, 2019
Transgender & Crossdressers

Editor's note: this story contains scenes of incest or incest content. ***** I was devastated when my parents got divorced, I was in college at the time and I must admit I fell into depression and self destruction. I partied too much, too hard, began consuming, and experimenting with different things and different people. During this time I met Jessie, a...

Pool Party Ch. 02

by dan_tofuk on Sep 13, 2017
Mature

Authors Note: Thanks for all the feedback I got on Pool Party. It was meant as a stand alone, but so many people seemed to want more, so here goes. This one is longer to develop story lines, but if its well received, I will continue it. Thanks. * I step out of the shower, and begin to towel off. The last few weeks have gone by like a blur, since my daughte...

Too Clever by a Mile Ch. 08

by carvohi on Sep 16, 2017
Romance

Theresa had been skyping back and forth with Cathy for several days. All she heard was Cathy and Steve, Steve and Cathy, Cathy, Cathy, Cathy, Steve, Steve, Steve; they just didn't get it. Theresa knew the truth. Cathy knew nothing. Steve knew nothing. If they knew they wouldn't feel the way they did. No, it would be entirely different. Theresa remembered...

Adjusting To Normal Ch. 01

by MicKay on Sep 13, 2017
Erotic Couplings

Adjusting To Normal - Chapter One Screams pierced the darkness. Crawling across the room, the woman loudly cried for help while silently praying for a miracle. But she knew there would be no angel, guardian or avenging, to rescue her tonight. She managed to reach the balcony doors before her assailant caught her. When he stepped into the moonlight, her eyes...