The Carnatic, setting sail from Hong Kong at half-past six on the 7th of November, directed her course at full steam towards Japan. She carried a large cargo and a well-filled cabin of passengers. Two state-rooms in the rear were, however, unoccupied—those which had been engaged by Phileas Fogg. The next day a passenger with a half-stupefied eye, staggerin...
Black Football Costumed fan fucks my wife. * I think the good Lord gave me a pretty good wife. The two have and to hold bit had worked out really well. We met at church right after I came back from my Mission to New Zealand. My family had lived in the same Ward since I was a kid and Taylor and her family had moved into the neighborhood right before my retu...
Death and dying. It is not something that most of us like to think about. I would go so far as to say it is a subject that a lot of people avoid. Yet when someone in the public domain dies, as Steve Jobs did this week, we are forced to consider it...if only for a moment. Of course, the Internet, Facebook and Twitter are full of articles, commentaries and eu...
It was early morning out here West of the Rockies. Just getting light in our small rural Southern Utah town. Right for jogging in the cooler days of late spring, before the heat of summer. As I prepared for my run I looked across the bed at my still sleeping Husband, Jim. Oblivious to the world in the dreamland of what ever the hell it is that pleases him....
Sometimes it just slaps you in the face. My wife Janet and I are in our thirties. On the upper end, actually. I'm thirty-nine and Janet is thirty-eight. Janet is pretty in an ordinary way. After twenty years of marriage I'll admit that climbing her bones isn't as alluring as it was when we first married. Hell, I had to check the laundry to see the size bra s...
We moved from Utah to the Oregon Coast. We wanted to leave rigid lifestyle behind and discover what might be out there before we were too old. We were both raised in the LDS (Mormon) Church. Being Mormon is truly being a "peculiar people" in the world. Among other items of church dogma it is true that the actively engaged members do not drink alcohol. The...
It was a misdirected camping trip. We left Scottsdale, Arizona thinking we would take a Spring trip east through New Mexico and into Texas. We had traded a beast of a twenty year old diesel pusher motor home for a more compact 28 footer on a truck chassis. Pulling our ATV on a trailer behind we were up for adventure. Then we hit El Paso. Fuck! We didn't spe...
This is a true story, but the ending may not appeal to everyone. This event was preceded by several periods of playful and safe flirting between my neighbour and I, so I felt somewhat confident about this new level of game-play... In the late 70s my family moved to a new address and our neighbours greeted us in a friendly way. A welcome like this was stil...
I met my friend Kelly while working together and we became friends pretty quickly. She wasn't the most attractive girl but she was fun to hang out with so we got along well. When the time came to pick what college I was going to attend I decided on going to a college that was about 5 hours drive away from home. I was pretty bummed when I realized that I'd b...
"Do you want to add the donation for Search & Rescue, it's only $2 extra?" asked the girl behind the counter. "Sure. Sounds like a bargain for a wilderness rescue." She grinned and printed out my fishing license. The nametag said "Megan" and the eyes said "get me out of here." She was a big-boned girl; tall, chubby in a good way, brownish hair and friendly...