No doubt you've heard many SPH stories but what's hotter than that? Stories that happened in real life. Whether big bombastic stories about nude resorts or stories about not being up to snuff at the gym all these stories revolve around being a bit lacking where it matters most.What's next? Embarrassing exhibit. Encoun...
For any straight man who occasionally visits websites like Chat Roulette or Omegle, there are two things you hope you're going to see but know, in your heart of hearts, that you're almost never going to happen across: a willing woman or an exhibitionist couple. But that doesn't stop thousands of people clicking and clicking and clicking through with hope and...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label 'Stranger:'. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying. Stranger: hii You: heya Stranger: asl You: m Stranger: f You: 18 Stranger: 18 You: uk :P Stranger: oh shit im frm uk too You: ohaha You: awesome :D Stranger: where bouts...
If we took a poll of the people who live in sunny southern California, I am sure that easily the biggest problem would be commuting back and forth to work. Up until a couple of weeks ago, I too would be included in that consensus. The daily crawl on the freeways of LA is mind numbing, energy draining and inevitable. I remember sitting on the freeway in the s...
I went on omegle and this is a chat I had. This is all true, but I have edited it to get rid of spelling errors. We are both over 18 and were consenting. After this conversation I asked if she was okay with me posting this and she agreed. I hope you enjoy it. You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say STAND WITH HONG KONG AGAINST THE CCP! You both lik...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You both like sleep. Stranger: I'm Sara. I'm 21 You: hi sara I'm Sam 27 Stranger: Nice to meet you Sam Stranger: Can't sleep? You: yeah You: not tired enough :) Stranger: Don't you hate that feeling? You: I do - hoping someone on Omegle can tire me out Stranger: haha the best way I can fall asleep...
Yet again, I'd fallen asleep on the couch with the tube on. I awoke to see a beautiful creature talking in soft hypnotic tones. "Are you one of the millions of people yearning for the touch from the opposite sex yet lack the social skills to attract someone?" Was I still asleep and dreaming, I mean this woman seemed to be talking directly to me. "Within w...
As I turned the corner to my street I saw my driveway full of cars and that's when I remembered my wife telling me she was having another one of her 'hen parties'. Noreen had told me not to come home from work until after ten. Well hell I thought I'm here now and I not going back out. I parked my car on the street went around to the side door of the garage a...
The Lord God our perverted creator didn't actually rest on the 7th day, it masturbated. For some reason the church doesn't want you to know that god becomes a horny freak when its got the hormones coursing through its divine body and it decided to create a copy of the universe except for one small change; People were far more stretchy. Unknown to the people...
The Oxford Piranhas is an adult-only 18+ game that features fictional characters in various situations of a sexual nature. This includes gay (male on male) sex, **** sex/****, oral sex, anal sex, bondage and insertion of toys. You should not play this game if you are not 18 or older, or if you might find the above themes offensive or upsetting. All character...