"No, it's no problem, Mom," Amber said, speaking into her phone. "You should go and have fun on your cruise." "Are you sure, sweetie?" her mom said. "Yeah, I'll find something else to do for Thanksgiving. Maybe I'll give Dad a call and see if he's got plans." "Actually, he's going on the cruise with me." Amber was shocked and didn't respond. "Are you st...
Writers Notes: This story was written as an ode to a friend. It details a conversation/joke we had one night. The parts that seem implausible and slightly "odd" - are. Of course you can't drive to Jamaica in a cab. No, I don't have a shirt that says "I brake for mustard". Nonetheless, I hope you enjoy. * * * * * We loaded our luggage into the back of the c...
My girl, Christina, has a sister. This is our story. For years, she was jailbait for every guy in the neighborhood. She had an incredible body and a pretty face to match, and took full advantage of both in the skimpy outfits she paraded around in. The day she finally turned eighteen, more than ten guys had showed up at the house looking for her. She had lo...
"I think the First Lady needs to be monkey-fucked in every orifice by blacks and Hispanics while W watches," said Donna, my wife of nearly 19 years. We were watching a show about Casinos and their video surveillance and right to refuse play to skilled black jack players that can actually win money. "Monkey-fucked, huh?" I started laughing and wondering whe...
My wife Stepahnie and I were married 15 years ago. She is my best friend and we still love hanging out and doing things together. This goes for sex too, we have a great sex life although two jobs, two kids, two dogs, two mortgage payments, two car payments... you get the picture... does mean we don't spend as much time as we'd like on our sex life. But when...
Jeff was a normal guy, 35 years old, 6 foot 2 inches, and 180 pounds. He had been at his normal, boring office job for the past 8 years. Sally, his wife, who was 32, 5 foot, 6 inches and 140 pounds, luscious D cup breasts, blonde hair and blue eyes, was a very attractive woman who worked as a receptionist for the local dentist. Everything was normal for the...
I have stayed up late many nights because of you, and tonight is no different. You slip in and out of the shadows; in between the sheets of many lovers; and habitually flit through the pages of romance novels. I've been prowling the bookstores, the subways stations, and motel lobbies searching for you. Finally, I see you and I can't even pretend to be suave....
"That was a lovely dinner, but I'm glad to be out of the humidity," she sighed. "Yeah, it's getting to be springtime, for sure," he said, closing the front door behind them. "Let me go check email for a second." "You geek! All this candy in front of you and you're getting on the computer?" She said, pouting and thrusting out her chest. "Yummm...those loo...
I had been working with Sondra for almost 8 years. I manage a professional services group in upstate NY, Sondra had been assigned to me as a business analyst, tracking our financials and keeping us out of “contract “ jail. Sondra is a petite sandy haired blond. She has an innocent sexiness yet keeps herself a little distant from everyone at work. Although...
Somehow over the course of the party, eight people ended up locked in a bedroom, me being one of them, playing a game that I didn't understand, where the consequences were loosing clothes. Needless to say, mine ended up in a pile on the floor next to me pretty quickly. Four guys, three girls in various states of undress and the party's host, Terry, passed ou...