I was looking for a job in my particular field when my cousin who works in the movie industry said she could get me work as a production assistant on a movie for a couple of months. Well that would give me something to add to my resume and kill a couple of months so I went. I met one of the producers and he was surprised to have a 40 year old guy want the j...
A short story... Mama (Kathie Lee Gifford) and I have kinda started our own religion... even though some people may call it a cult. It's called FUCK YOUR MAMA. Simple and to the point. It's dudes like me... and girls... that... well... fuck their mamas. I fuck mine every damn day. Mama is always taking care of me. She cooks, cleans, manages... and yeah......
THIS IS FICTION...IT IS NOT REAL...IT IS A FANTASY This is my new series about me being a personal trainer to the stars...Enjoy *** I have been a personal trainer to the stars for a little while now. I've always been in great shape and I know a lot of people in Hollywood, so I started my own fitness business. I have quite a list of clients already and I'm...
This is a sexual domination parody... Enjoy my fellow freaks. "Stand there and don't move. You will only move, talk or do anything with my permission. Do you understand slave?" I took charge of Oprah. She loved being my sex slave and she was gonna find out how to make me happy. "Yes Master." She held her head down in obedience. She was wearing a black late...
THIS IS A PERVERTED SLEAZY AND FREAKY PORN PARODY SERIES... IT AIN'T REAL THIS IS MY NEW SERIES ABOUT MY GIRLFRIEND OPRAH WINFREY AND MYSELF MAKING PORN MOVIES WITH VARIOUS CELEBRITIES WITH HELP FROM MY OTHER GIRLFRIEND ALIA JANINE... TOGETHER WE MAKE THE SLEAZIEST PORN VIDEOS FOR OUR WEBSITE AND ALSO CUSTOM VIDEOS FOR FANS AND ANYONE WITH THE MONEY TO HIRE...
WHAT YOU ARE ABOUT TO READ IS A PIECE OF FICTION. IT IS NOT TRUE. IT'S JUST THE WORK OF A PERVERTED MIND * * * * * "I've always found you very attractive," Julia Roberts told the talk show host Oprah after the show was over and the two of them were talking backstage. Oprah was not surprise to hear this since she had known from an early age that a lot o...
Cupid, God of Love, doesn't want to shoot any more arrows. Eros, aka Cupid, the God of Love, doesn't want to shoot any more arrows. "Cupid! What are you doing?" "What does it look like I'm doing? I'm sleeping or, at least, trying to sleep." "Get up, Eros. Get out of bed. You're going to be late," said Psyche Cupid's wife. "Late? Late for what?" "Valent...
THIS IS A PERVERTED SLEAZY FUCK PARODY SERIES... IT AIN'T REAL UNFORTUNATELY THIS IS THE SECOND EDITION OF MY OPRAH AND I MAKE PORN SERIES... IT'S ABOUT MY GIRLFRIEND OPRAH WINFREY AND MYSELF MAKING PORN MOVIES WITH CELEBRITIES AND PORNSTARS WITH HELP FROM MY OTHER GIRLFRIEND ALIA JANINE... THIS ONE STARS SERENA AND VENUS WILLIAMS OPRAH AND I MAKE PORN Ch...
This is a tittylicious parody. "Hey there, I'm Rachel Raxxx. You know me from the porn world. It's how I met my sexy friend over there, James. I'm here to introduce his new series about titty fucking. It's called Juggfuckers." Rachel pulls off her two tone, blue sports bra, exposing her massive, natural ebony tits. "What is it about tits, small or really bi...
Please give me the support of your vote. * A surprise celebrity steals Walter from between Beyoncé's shapely thighs. The realistic version and the erotic vision of Walter's sexual fantasy come true, Jay Z waved over his wife. Walter couldn't believe his eyes. She was even more stunningly beautiful and sexier in person than she was on TV. Beyoncé emerged...