by
patdown
on Sep 17, 2017
Celebrities & Fan Fiction
I was looking for a job in my particular field when my cousin who works in the movie industry said she could get me work as a production assistant on a movie for a couple of months. Well that would give me something to add to my resume and kill a couple of months so I went.
I met one of the producers and he was surprised to have a 40 year old guy want the j...
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by
DickThePimp
on Nov 5, 2018
Celebrities & Fan Fiction
THIS IS A PERVERTED SLEAZY FUCK PARODY SERIES... IT AIN'T REAL UNFORTUNATELY
THIS IS THE SECOND EDITION OF MY OPRAH AND I MAKE PORN SERIES... IT'S ABOUT MY GIRLFRIEND OPRAH WINFREY AND MYSELF MAKING PORN MOVIES WITH CELEBRITIES AND PORNSTARS WITH HELP FROM MY OTHER GIRLFRIEND ALIA JANINE... THIS ONE STARS SERENA AND VENUS WILLIAMS
OPRAH AND I MAKE PORN Ch...
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by
DickThePimp
on Oct 30, 2018
Celebrities & Fan Fiction
THIS IS A PERVERTED SLEAZY AND FREAKY PORN PARODY SERIES... IT AIN'T REAL
THIS IS MY NEW SERIES ABOUT MY GIRLFRIEND OPRAH WINFREY AND MYSELF MAKING PORN MOVIES WITH VARIOUS CELEBRITIES WITH HELP FROM MY OTHER GIRLFRIEND ALIA JANINE... TOGETHER WE MAKE THE SLEAZIEST PORN VIDEOS FOR OUR WEBSITE AND ALSO CUSTOM VIDEOS FOR FANS AND ANYONE WITH THE MONEY TO HIRE...
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by
SusanJillParker
on Sep 16, 2017
NonHuman
Witches never die. Living forever, they are here now and are here to stay. ...And so is Satan.
So, with witches all around us, just out of curiosity, who do you think is a witch today? If witches lived today, do you suspect anyone as being a witch? With them easy to identify in the way they looked more than 300 years ago, seemingly witches had a difficult t...
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by
Samuelx
on Sep 17, 2017
Celebrities & Fan Fiction
The lives of rich and powerful people are never boring. Especially if you're the help. They don't notice you but you notice everything. Take my word for it, I've worked in this field for thirty years. Just your humble but wise and somewhat worldly janitor. My name is Alistair Belleview, and I'm a sixty-two-year-old Black male living in Washington D.C.. I've...
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Humor & Satire
I love how my woman looks, kind of, not really, well...not at all.
My woman to others is no 10. Maybe, on a good day, in low lighting, she is a 3 or a 4, and from a distance...of about ¼ mile, she is a 5 but she is an 11 to me. Pardon me for a moment.
"Honey, please put on some makeup, you are scaring the dog, again. Okay, Buster, okay, it's only Julie. C'...
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by
BOSTONFICTIONWRITER
on Sep 14, 2017
Reviews & Essays
Celebrities: Insert Name
If you could be with a celebrity, any celebrity past or present, who would you choose and why?
"Well, Freddie, I always wanted to do Cleopatra. Does she count as a celebrity?"
Insert a name of the celebrity that you presently drool over. He or she is your dream man or woman. You would do anything to be with this person. You dream...
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by
CAPervert
on Sep 14, 2017
Celebrities & Fan Fiction
What you are about to read is a piece of fiction.
What you are about to read is very disgusting bizarre, gross, and in very bad taste.
In other words, after you read this you will surely have to masturbate.
To paraphrase “Nice Guy” Eddie; “Lady E was so hot you had to jack off to her at least once.”
I don’t really know if the above quote applies to th...
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by
DickThePimp
on Jul 23, 2018
Celebrities & Fan Fiction
THIS IS A PARODY... IT IS NOT REAL
I was sitting in a movie theater, kinda bored. The movie wasn't that exciting, but on the other hand I was watching it, with my friend and client, Ms Oprah Winfrey. I've been friends with Oprah for a long time, even before she was a client and we get together regularly to hang out. I enjoy her company and I'm also a well r...
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by
DickThePimp
on Jan 21, 2020
Celebrities & Fan Fiction
A short story...
Mama (Kathie Lee Gifford) and I have kinda started our own religion... even though some people may call it a cult. It's called FUCK YOUR MAMA. Simple and to the point. It's dudes like me... and girls... that... well... fuck their mamas. I fuck mine every damn day. Mama is always taking care of me. She cooks, cleans, manages... and yeah......
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