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Naked Celebrities for Nude Day

by SusanJillParker on Sep 11, 2017
Celebrities & Fan Fiction

This is an Nude Day contest story. Please vote, make a comment and add me and/or this story to your favorite list. Celebrities get naked, when models are a no show. * At the time, in celebration of Nude Day, it was a good idea to hire every day, average looking people, albeit emaciated looking people, to model nude, as the Director's way to show the cont...

Black Male Genius

by Samuelx on Sep 17, 2017
Non-Erotic

A lot of people in this world are prejudiced. There are White men and White women who hate Black men and Black women. There are Black men and Black women who hate their White counterparts. Straight men and straight women who hate gay people. Yes, many women hate gays. Homophobic women do exist. Homophobia isn't a uniquely male problem. And there are gay peop...

Old Enough to Know Better

by HughMungus1 on Jan 29, 2020
Humor & Satire

"Tolerance becomes a crime when applied to evil." ― Thomas Mann Face-fucking the 83 year old ― atop the ruined mattress at the desert swing club ― the fuck junky realized something: Receiving head from an octogenarian feels exactly the same as having one's cock sucked by a woman in her 20s. Still, many cringe at the former, while overtly embracing the lat...

Close Encounters

by HughMungus1 on Mar 24, 2020
Humor & Satire

"When everyone has the same misperception of reality — when everyone believes something untrue, even something patently absurd — it doesn't feel untrue or absurd to them. When a false or illogical idea is constantly repeated and reinforced by nearly everyone, it rarely occurs to anyone to even begin to question it. In fact, most people become literally inca...

Say Cheese!

by HughMungus1 on Mar 31, 2020
How To

During my initial forays into the swinging arena, the Internet wasn't even a whisper on the lips of the public. Digital cameras? The only things digital in that archaic Stone Age were alarm clocks and microwave oven displays. We're talkin' VCRs and cassette tapes. Ozzy was still perceived as some dove-devouring, Satanic psychopath, as opposed to the pablum-...

Big C and the DEA

by HughMungus1 on Dec 25, 2019
Humor & Satire

"[S]omebody help me! Do I have to suffer like this, just to buy a pound of hamburger, and a loaf of rye bread?" ― Charles Bukowski "El Loco roller coaster; Adventuredome; the stroke of midnight!" A phonograph perpetually skipping, his mind played the cryptic communication without end. It was imperative he escape this one room cell, and arrive at the rende...

Big C and the D.E.A.

by Badlands1 on Oct 5, 2020
Humor & Satire

"[S]omebody help me! Do I have to suffer like this, just to buy a pound of hamburger, and a loaf of rye bread?" ― Charles Bukowski "El Loco roller coaster; Adventuredome; the stroke of midnight!" A phonograph perpetually skipping, his mind played the cryptic communication without end. It was imperative he escape this one room cell, and arrive at the rende...

Adicto

by Badlands1 on Oct 5, 2020
Humor & Satire

"There are a thousand hacking at the branches of evil to one who is striking at the root." ― Henry David Thoreau Squirt fountained from the nude BBW beneath me and onto the semen-stained, concrete wall behind her boyfriend's head. "I need to start carrying some sort of to-go cup to these events," I thought to myself, "perhaps a Tupperware container." In o...

Used, Rented Sex Dolls

by Badlands1 on Oct 6, 2020
Humor & Satire

"And there were arguments. There would always be arguments, even with a mannequin. She wasn't talkative, but he was sure she told him once, 'You're the greatest lover of them all.' [...] Yes, there were advantages. She wasn't like all the other women he had known. She didn't want to make love at inconvenient moments. He could choose the time. And she did...

Nibblet Ch. 06

by badgirl298 on Sep 14, 2017
Celebrities & Fan Fiction

"Admit it. You wanna shag the poof." "No, I don't." Faith growled, taking a puff of her cigarette. "Faith, you can't lie or hide it from me. I've got a sixth sense about these things. Besides, I saw you checking out his arse." "I wasn't checking out his ass! I'm not even interested in his. . .parts. I'm just grateful to Angel for sponsoring me and t...