This is a fun, humorous set of jokes inspired by the classic "Good Girl, Bad Girl" sex jokes and expanded upon. Please enjoy the "Life of a Slut Wife and Mum" series in conjunction with it and message and comment any feedback you have for both this and the main series. ***** Good girls fuck like kittens Bad girls fuck like bitches My mum fucks like a bu...
She was teasing me constantly for over a month. I was already experiencing other forms of female dominance, such as being smothered on a regular bases and being required to give her oral sex all the time. With my cock under lock and key, anything and everthing she said and did was making me feel extremely submissive to her, and extremely frustrated. She cal...
Gen and I had been dating for some time, and were in love, though our relationship could be bumpy. Our sex life was adventurous, though not what I would describe as kinky. It is important to mention that I have a particular affinity for oral sex. I love the taste and texture of a woman's pussy - labia, clit, and the inner folds. Nothing is more erotic to me...
My first experience with going down was a clumsy experience that left my girlfriend frustrated and me a little embarrassed and not at all excited about repeating. But then I met my now wife who is wild about receiving oral and made it her mission to turn me into the best pussy eater she could. Now, granted some of my tips here are going to be kind of particu...
I used to be terrible at giving head. Some of this was aversion to dribbling, gagging (which I have a remarkable reflex for) or the very idea of getting cum anywhere on or in me. I didn't want to appear anything other than perfectly proper when on my knees. And of course, the overriding reason I didn't give in to the whispers of that demon succubus on my sh...
It's totally amazing how one's mind gets jumbled up when a woman is involved. For me, even after I was divorced, I continued to think about my former wife. It was as if she'd never leave the etchings of my memory bank. Nothing could dismiss the thoughts of her loving mouth, the way she's suck me and fuck me and, well, satisfy my every sexual need. There w...
Watching the L Word the other night was an enlightening experience: evidently, I know nothing about being a lesbian, which isn't a shock considering that I'm bisexual, just coming out of a ten-year monogamous marriage, and whose first and only experience with a woman was at age 17. One of the phrases that really struck me during the show was "bush confidence...
A/N: This is part 5 of a 6-part series. It helps to have read parts 1 to 4 first. ***** The following week, we were taken shopping. Up until that point, we had been given school uniforms and a few other clothes from thrift stores and we'd been quite happy with that. But now, we were taken to a few consignment boutiques and were properly fitted into a few d...
As the van cruised the streets it parked near the bus station. There was the perfect target. A young male around 18 or so with his back pack and ragged clothes stood alone outside smoking all alone. He was not from here, that's for sure. The two women inside the van pulled up to him. "Killing time between busses I'll bet," the smiling short haired blonde in...
Last time we parted, you told me that you were going to fuck me when we next met. You loved the fact that I've never been taken with a strapon and you promised to be gentle, in the beginning. It sent a shiver of excitement and fear through me, which made you smile. I can imagine heading to your small apartment, anxious and excited. I haven't cum for days a...