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She Awaits

by mskittykatt on Sep 16, 2017
Anal

As you near the door your thoughts are on your last instructions for me. Opening the door you find the room dimly lit with flickering green candles. The scent of jasmine mingled with ylang- ylang, and rose blossoms greets you as you step into the room. Glancing through the shadows at the room, you are angered that your instructions weren't followed to the le...

Cooking with the Monkey Pt. 02

by RedMonkeyButt on Sep 1, 2017
How To

As usual, any and all comments and feedback are welcome as long as it's creative. Red Beans and Rice This is a meal my family has at least twice a month. Not only do we love it that much, but it sure beats the shit out of pizza every day of the week and twice on Sunday. I don't generally serve it with a bunch of sides unless I'm serving a crowd, so at the...

I Pushed My Pud Up Her Poop-Chute

by Quint on Sep 12, 2017
How To

Would a penis by any other name smell as sweet? Hi, I'm Quint. You may remember me from such exciting articles as "Proper Tuning and Maintenance of Your Pet Editor" and "Domming for Dummies: Get That Bitch Back in the Kitchen." A quick glance through the naughty section of your local thesaurus demonstrates that there are lots of words for fucking, and even m...

An Englishman Abroad

by agwriter79 on Sep 14, 2017
Erotic Couplings

Well, this had turned out to be a most unexpected day. When I'd begun my walk this morning little did I know where it would end. I was a lost, weary traveller when I found you. I should have known better than to venture out from my hotel alone but I was so eager to explore your wonderful country that I couldn't wait. Several hours later I was cursing my e...

Agatha and His Noodly Ecstasy

by fogbank on Sep 1, 2017
Humor & Satire

Agatha returned home from work. It was her first day as a waitress at Pirate Dan's Fish and Chips, and she was completely exhausted. As if it wasn't bad enough to be walking around all day, waiting on people who refused to tip, but she had to do it in this ridiculous pirate costume, with a sash tied around her head and her pants rolled up above her knees. It...

Mystical Trash Ch. 03

by dourdan on Dec 2, 2019
Interracial Love

As the days went by my mother monitored Jahil's health. When his condition began to slip she would start a course of treatment. She used needles to ease the pain, oils to help with the sickness, and sex (lots of sex.) Something about their energy exchange was changing my mother. She was able to create new spells and potions, even improving on existing recipe...

Chez Saga

by phfina on Sep 16, 2017
Humor & Satire

A certain someone asked me "I know how to make gnocchi, but I want to know how you make it; so tell me!" ... and I thought: well, everybody knows how to make gnocchi, but when a certain someone told me her recipe didn't come out quite right and did she add too many chocolate chips ... (chocolate chips?) Well, an intervention was necessary. So as a bucolic...

Cooking with the Monkey

by RedMonkeyButt on Sep 1, 2017
How To

I've never really been one to make a huge pot of stew and have it sitting in my fridge for a week. If I'm going to cook a lot of food for a large party of guests, though, I do like to go all out. For the purpose of this little How-To, I'm going to walk you through the makings of an entire Tex-Mex meal. Note that I said Tex-Mex, not Mexican. I do not live in...

Shouldn't I Get to Cum?

by justincbenedict on Sep 17, 2017
BDSM

Tonight after a nasty couple of days, I thought I'd be able to relax. I knew I was being invited over for dinner and I thought it would be different this time. When I arrived, Marguerite made me take off everything, even my chastity belt. "What's going on?" I asked. " I dressed for this party, and now you've undressed me." I kept wanting to touch my prick,...

Posole: Pork Butt Love

by Arancini_Love on Sep 17, 2017
Humor & Satire

Ever heard of Posole? Mexico's unheard of national dish (everyone thinks "mole' is their national dish....too much "Food Network" B.S. They are wrong. Posole is everywhere). Baby, you have some time to burn today? Raining and windy...kinda shitty outside. You like it when I call you baby, don't you. Hand on your cheek. This will take a bit of time, but i...