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Grand Slam

by GC66 on Sep 14, 2017
Erotic Couplings

All people in this story are at least 18 years of age I'm from Cincinnati. In the summer of 1985, the buzz in the city was over the Reds' Pete Rose. Rose had been re-acquired by the Reds in a trade with Montreal the previous August and owner Marge Schott immediately named him player/manager. Rose, a Cincinnati guy, had been signed by the Reds in 1960 and...

Joni Sullivan Fashion Designer

by Ratamaquee on Jul 30, 2019
Group Sex

Joni Sullivan was a fashion designer, not a big name designer, not a well-known designer, not really a good or experienced designer, not even a full time fashion designer. That was more or less Joni's full life story, not the most beautiful girl in her hometown, not a good student, she was a shy young girl and an awkward teenager who didn't play sports and c...

The Exarch & the Errand Girl Ch. 03

by schnertch on Oct 6, 2020
Sci-Fi & Fantasy

Yvain Wair had not set out in life to be a Guard. He'd come to it by happenstance. He'd lost his job as an apprentice to a money lender—mostly due to his sincere lack of any ability with sums—and discovered that on the very day, the then new-Exarch, Lord Ked vai Ullan, had begun a recruitment drive. The Guard wasn't known for being an organization of much va...

Learning to Surf Ch. 04

by milfdiaries on Sep 16, 2017
Romance

Chapter 4 (him) I enjoyed chatting to the American, she was really bright and witty and there were no awkward pauses in the conversation. I told her about the island, and some of the local "characters." It was strange, really. She seemed quite flirty, and she knew my name. That was weird. But when I looked down at her left hand she was wearing an engagement...

Bad Santa

by stylecrime on Sep 13, 2017
Humor & Satire

I yanked open the closet door and glared at the suit. Could I just burn it, perhaps? Christmas was at the same time every year - every single, fucking year - and yet I was always unprepared and always behind schedule. I took another swig of J.D. Maybe I could lose it... Feed it to a reindeer, or something. Would anyone believe Santa's suit getting eaten b...

Handjob Club's Daughter Pt. 02

by SlightlyRude on Dec 2, 2019
Toys & Masturbation

THE SECOND YEAR CHAPTER 4 Despite the distractions I passed my exams and was through to the second year. Back home, Dad was disappointed that I had not found some friendship with suitable young men of "our people", but Mum said it was OK that I was taking it slowly. He asked did they have the society meetings entirely in "our language" and I said no. (And...

The Gathering Shadows

by Alex De Kok on Sep 14, 2017
Romance

The crossing was rough. The Minch can get turbulent, and the ferry was an hour and a half late reaching Stornoway. We were all right, safe on the MacBrayne ferry, but I wondered about the yacht we saw briefly as we overtook it, disappearing completely into the troughs at times. Distinctive, with its junk rig, reefed right down. Mrs McLeod was waiting for us,...

The Inquisitor Ch. 34

by theTCat on Sep 15, 2017
Novels and Novellas

Far above the princess, through countless layers of rock and stone, two sentries on guard at the castle's main entryway abandoned their previous pursuit of leaning on their poleaxes. They put their backs to the two massive spindles flanking the roadway, slowly raising the stout portcullis. From above them, trumpeters on the battlements heralded the arrival o...

For The Whored: The Future: Ch. 39

by Thatawfulwowporno on Sep 12, 2017
Sci-Fi & Fantasy

Elunara walked into the room and spun around. "Varian!" She gasped. "I spared no expense. Hell, I ordered four consultants to bring me the works." He grinned. "This is far more than I ever had for any of my children." "I even have an army of nurses and nannies on hand." "You might as well fire them all right now." She shook her head. "I don't believe in...

For the Whored Ch. 056

by Thatawfulwowporno on Sep 15, 2017
Sci-Fi & Fantasy

Elunara narrowed her eyes as she took the book from Jordan. "Next time, wipe it off." "I'm sorry, I was afraid of damaging the cover." He blushed. She shook her head and let him in. "Well, if you're going to borrow my books like that, I'll just have to show you have to clean them." She pointed a finger at him. "When the mess happens, NOT after it has tim...